Guest guest Posted October 31, 2000 Report Share Posted October 31, 2000 Hi All, I wanna share some 'budhist jokes' I got from the net; Have a nice time... :-) A mie-tuofu, Nasir The Paratrooper A paratrooper was scared to jump. His instructor told him, "If anything goes wrong, say, `Buddha oh Buddha' and you will be saved." The paratrooper got so scared that he forgot to pull his rip cord. So he said, "Buddha oh Buddha," and a hand came out and saved him. He said, "Thank God," and he was dropped. (Contributed by David Mather) Dealing with Neurotics The psychiatrist asks the Zen Master, "How do you deal with neurotics?" The Zen Master replies, "I get them to the point where they can't ask anymore questions". (Contributed by Barry Erdman) Wise blind elephants Six wise, blind elephants were discussing what humans were like. Failing to agree, they decided to determine what humans were like by direct experience. The first wise, blind elephant felt the human, and declared, "Humans are flat." The other wise, blind elephants, after similarly feeling the human, agreed. (Contributed anonymously) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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