Guest guest Posted November 3, 2000 Report Share Posted November 3, 2000 - "Jessica White" <ellam-ondre <ANetofJewels > Friday, November 03, 2000 1:10 PM Re: [ANetofJewels] Re: A Net of Jewels November 2 > The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response > when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually > handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Shitt. Awe > Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N > Schitt Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious > couple produced 6 children; Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull > Schitt and the twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents > objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After > being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later > married Ted Sherlock and because her kids were living with them she wanted > to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip > Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son with a nervous > disposition, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable > throughout childhood and married the Happens Brothers in a dual ceremony. > The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens > wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull > Schitt, the prodigal son left home to tour the world. He recently returned > from Italy with his new bride Pisa Schitt. So now when someone says, "You > don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them. > > > > > ANetofJewels- > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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