Guru....funny

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Hello:

 

I heard a funny story last night. Seems there was this devotee who

had been with his guru for 18 years and found out some stuff about

him. He went to his guru and said I've heard that you are a liar,

cheat and hypocrite. The guru got angry, called him an ingrate and

told him to go away for 6 months and meditate. After 6 month the

disciple went back to the guru. The guru got excited and assumed the

disciple had learned the errors of his way. So his asked him if God

had spoken to him and the disciple told him yes and the guru wanted

to know what he said and he told him that he told him the guru was a

liar, a cheat and a hypocrite. The guru got quiet and after a long

pause said to him with much excitement "He mentioned me by name

!!!!!"

 

Namaste,

Linda

 

P.S. Yes, Harsha I do remember another funny guru story shared quite

a while ago on the list....I missed the humor and you told me that I

needed to laugh more....I do laugh much more about it all these

days....thanks in some ways to the sharing of this list.

 

LInda