IT'S TOUGH LEADING A SPIRITUAL LIFE

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Gregory Goode wrote:

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> Forwarded from a friend:

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> IT'S TOUGH LEADING A SPIRITUAL LIFE

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> I was having an out-of-body experience one day so I grounded myself and got

> centered with the help of my spirit guides and almost astral traveled

> anyway, but the phone rang. I sensed the negative vibrations so I threw

> the I-Ching and checked my numerology chart and nearly had a primal, but my

> energy was too blocked, so I did some bioenergetics and self-parenting,

> took some flower essence and ate an organic oat bran ginseng muffin, but my

> inner child wasn't feeling nurtured yet so I had a Rice Dream Frozen Pie

> too, but that made me hyper so I did the relaxation response while

> listening to my subliminal tapes, but I was feeling depersonalized so I did

> some polarity work, foot reflexology and past life regression, then

> rebirthed myself and called Moon Beam, the bodyworker, to make an

> appointment for a Shiatsu, Reike, Rolfing, Feldenkreis, Swedish, Japanese

> deep tissue massage, but she flaked out and never returned my call, so I

> decided to energize my crystals and do some positive imagery because all

> my visualization techniques and affirmations made my space feel invaded, so

> to get empowered, I got a psychic reading from Mother HeartLove around the

> issue of my assertiveness so I could feel my radiance and have some energy

> for my psychocalisthenics and inversion swing before my harmonic brain-wave

> synergy session, which made me more focused for my actualization seminar,

> holistic healing class and dream workshop, so I'd be more clear for my

> Gestalt behavioral cognitive transpersonal Rechian Jungian Freudian

> Ericksonian session at the hot springs but my aura was weak for my

> trance-channeling group so I fasted until noon to recharge my chakras and I

> sensed my intuition was high and my cycle was focused, so I turned on my

> ion generator to open up for my neural-linguistic programming session, but

> I needed to have my pyramid recharged before my guided synchronicity

> meditation, so I got some craniosacral therapy, which aligned me for the

> fire walk, which was between my tarot card reading and my sensory

> deprivation tank appointment, but after all that I felt what I truly needed

> was a meaningful relationship to mirror myself so I went to my personal

> shaman, and then to my guru, but they were no help, so instead I went to

> the Intensive Whole Life Earth Rebirth Cosmic Expo Symposium Workshop to

> find someone who really knew what was going on, but that didn't work

> either, so I locked myself in a calcium coated Orgone Box and went to sleep

> so I could "get it" in the dream state.

 

i know this guy. it all started because he forgot his mantra!

 

--jerry

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Forwarded from a friend:

 

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IT'S TOUGH LEADING A SPIRITUAL LIFE

 

I was having an out-of-body experience one day so I grounded myself and got

centered with the help of my spirit guides and almost astral traveled

anyway, but the phone rang. I sensed the negative vibrations so I threw

the I-Ching and checked my numerology chart and nearly had a primal, but my

energy was too blocked, so I did some bioenergetics and self-parenting,

took some flower essence and ate an organic oat bran ginseng muffin, but my

inner child wasn't feeling nurtured yet so I had a Rice Dream Frozen Pie

too, but that made me hyper so I did the relaxation response while

listening to my subliminal tapes, but I was feeling depersonalized so I did

some polarity work, foot reflexology and past life regression, then

rebirthed myself and called Moon Beam, the bodyworker, to make an

appointment for a Shiatsu, Reike, Rolfing, Feldenkreis, Swedish, Japanese

deep tissue massage, but she flaked out and never returned my call, so I

decided to energize my crystals and do some positive imagery because all

my visualization techniques and affirmations made my space feel invaded, so

to get empowered, I got a psychic reading from Mother HeartLove around the

issue of my assertiveness so I could feel my radiance and have some energy

for my psychocalisthenics and inversion swing before my harmonic brain-wave

synergy session, which made me more focused for my actualization seminar,

holistic healing class and dream workshop, so I'd be more clear for my

Gestalt behavioral cognitive transpersonal Rechian Jungian Freudian

Ericksonian session at the hot springs but my aura was weak for my

trance-channeling group so I fasted until noon to recharge my chakras and I

sensed my intuition was high and my cycle was focused, so I turned on my

ion generator to open up for my neural-linguistic programming session, but

I needed to have my pyramid recharged before my guided synchronicity

meditation, so I got some craniosacral therapy, which aligned me for the

fire walk, which was between my tarot card reading and my sensory

deprivation tank appointment, but after all that I felt what I truly needed

was a meaningful relationship to mirror myself so I went to my personal

shaman, and then to my guru, but they were no help, so instead I went to

the Intensive Whole Life Earth Rebirth Cosmic Expo Symposium Workshop to

find someone who really knew what was going on, but that didn't work

either, so I locked myself in a calcium coated Orgone Box and went to sleep

so I could "get it" in the dream state.