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[NDhighlights] Affirmations?

Thought you guys might appreciate these...

 

 

As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get in touch

with my inner sociopath.

 

I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the

ones that are someone else's fault.

 

I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself.

Unless, of course, I want to stay employed.

 

In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.

 

Having control over myself is nearly as good as having

control over others.

 

My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of good

judgment.

 

I honor my personality flaws, for without them I would

have no personality at all.

 

I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those

censorious, self-righteous people around me.

 

I need not suffer in silence while I am still able to

moan, whimper, or bitch.

 

As I learn the innermost secrets of the people around me,

they reward me in many ways to keep me quiet.

 

When someone hurts me, forgiveness is cheaper than a

lawsuit. But not nearly as gratifying.

 

The first step is to say nice things about myself. The

second to do nice things for myself. The third, to find

someone to buy me nice things.

 

As I learn to trust the universe, I no longer need to

carry mace.

 

All of me is beautiful and valuable, even the ugly,

stupid, and disgusting bits.

 

Only lack of imagination saves me from immobilizing

myself with imaginary fears.

 

I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of

state and local laws.

 

Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for

there are no sweeter words than "I told you so".

 

A good scapegoat is nearly as good as a solution to a

problem.

 

Just for today, I will not sit in my den on the computer

all day. Instead I'll move it to my bedroom.

 

The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that the

conspiracy is working.

 

I am learning that criticism is not nearly as effective

as resistance.

 

Becoming aware of my character defects leads me to the

next step - blaming my parents.

 

To have a successful relationship I must learn to make it

look like I'm giving as much as I'm getting.

 

I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is

willing to learn from them.