Guest guest Posted January 2, 2001 Report Share Posted January 2, 2001 I once knew a man who had a broken clock that was perfectly right twice each day. Knowing the way the world works he decided to make it right all the time. So at precisely the correct time he picked up the clock and raced west with blinding speed until he ran into a tree. Today when you ask him what time it is he simply says "Now." Mace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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