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Dear everyone,

 

It's too funny this joke,

and I want to share it with you :-))

 

Peace,

 

KKT

 

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Fw: A RIDDLE- and it's a good one !

 

Fun Quiz Question

 

President "W" Bush gets an invite from the Queen to come and

visit her in England. One afternoon when drinking tea, he asks her

what's the secret of her success? She tells him that she relies on

her people a lot and therefore she must be certain that they are

intelligent. She decides to show him exactly what she means and

phones Tony Blair. "Now listen carefully, Mr. Bush. I'm going to ask

Mr. Blair a question to determine his intelligence."

 

On the phone she says, "Oh hello Mr. Blair, I have a question for you.

Your mother has a child, and your father has a child. This child is

not one of your brothers and is not one of your sisters. Who is he?"

 

Tony Blair responds, "It's me."

 

"Correct. Thank you, Bye" said the Queen and she hangs up.

"Did you get that Mr. Bush?"

 

"Yes'm. Thanks a lot! I'll definitely be using that!"

 

Once back in the US he decides that he has doubts about some

Republicans and he's going to ask them the question. He arranges

a meeting with Jesse Helms, the Senator from North Carolina and

asks him, "Mr.. Helms, I know you're the Chair of the Foreign

Relations Committee, and I need to trust your judgment. I have a

question for you. "

 

"Anything to stimulate the mind of this old Southerner," Helms

responds.

 

"Uhh, your mother has a child. And your father has a child. It is

not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" asks Bush.

 

Helms thinks. And he thinks. Then he responds, "Umm, Y'all must

gimme some time to think about it."

 

Bush decides to give him a day to come up with the correct answer.

That afternoon, Helms calls a meeting to discuss the question and

get an answer. But NOBODY knows! They've drawn up a Jesse

Helms family tree, to no avail. The next morning, he realizes that

he has to give G Dub an answer and as a last resort, he decides

to phone Colin Powell.

 

"Colin, Your mother has a child, and your father has a child.

It is not your brother, and not your sister. Who is it?"

 

Powell answers immediately, "Hey, Jesse, it's me of course,

you dumb Cracker!"

 

Helms rushes to Bush's office, very impressed to know the answer

to such a difficult question! "Mr. Bush, I know! I know who it is!

It is Colin Powell!"

 

"No, you dumb shit. It's Tony Blair!"