To My Sangha

[Guest guest]

To My Sangha:

 

Recent unfounded and unsubstantiated rumors concerning your teacher, Jerrysan

Rinpoche, have compelled This One to come forth with the following

extraordinary challenge to the pervaders of said malicious untruths:

 

1. Anyone who can present evidence that This Form has nailed a

female chela will be given a 20% refund for all retreats during the past 6

weeks. (Please note that this applies only to chelas under age 14 and must be

supported by videotape.)

2. Anyone who can present evidence that This

Form has engaged in financial misconduct against this sangha or any sangha

member will receive a 10% discount on all purchases in excess of $10,000 at

the gift shop. (All claims must be supported by ledgers and sworn affidavits

from nine of the Big Eight accounting firms.)

 

3. Upon further reflection, last

week's pronouncement that all defectors from this sangha would spend an

eternity in Vajra Hell is no longer operative. Said defectors will be given a

30 day probationary period in which to return to the sangha and may be

restored to full benefits of This One's protection by doing 1000 prostrations

each day while repeating the mantra, "All hail Jerrysan Rinpoche!!"

 

From Mt Kailash,

 

Jerrysan Rinpoche ( " At last, a Tulku for our

times." New York Post April 1, 1988 )

[Guest guest]

In a message dated 2/14/01 5:44:58 PM Pacific Standard Time,

GCWein1111 writes:

 

<<

Recent unfounded and unsubstantiated rumors concerning your teacher,

Jerrysan

Rinpoche, have compelled This One to come forth with the following

extraordinary challenge to the pervaders of said malicious untruths:

>>

 

Apologies to the sangha for a grammatical error just discovered.

"Pervaders was supposed to read "purveyors".

 

Mt Kailash, 2300 hrs,

2/14/01