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> Why did Jesus go into the desert for 40 days?

> Was he looking for his watch?

>

> Why did Siddartha park himself under a tree?

> Was he waiting for the pastry cart?

 

 

LOL

"Time for tea and cakes," said Michael.

"What time is it?" asked the Buddha.

"Who cares - I'm famished. That dessert is empty,"

said Jesus sitting under the tree.

"Shall I be Mother*?" said Lobster pouring his second cup.

 

May All Beings Benefit.

Cream pastries for Tea

Lobster

 

 

(All references to persons living or dead is

purely coincidental)

 

*English colloquilism for 'shall I pour the tea?'.

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