Guest guest Posted April 25, 2001 Report Share Posted April 25, 2001 Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? Why is "abbreviation" such a long word? Karaoke is Japanese for "Tone Deaf." On the other hand, you have different fingers. An unemployed court jester is no one's fool. Any closet is a walk-in closet if you try hard enough. As I said before, I never repeat myself. As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia. Clairvoyants meeting canceled due to unforeseen events. Did ya hear? They took the word gullible out of the dictionary! Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Don't be a sexist, broads hate that. Honk if you love peace and quiet. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand! Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got. I bet you I could stop gambling. Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery. I tried to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're all right now. I've got a mind like a.. a.. what's that thing called? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 27, 2001 Report Share Posted April 27, 2001 Hi Joyce and Lobster, Do you take new fridge-magnet messages as well? Whatever sticks to your fridge is real Whatever sticks to your mind is not Whatever you have in your fridge is real Whatever you have in your mind is not Well, it could be more catchy... Love, Wim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 28, 2001 Report Share Posted April 28, 2001 -- Dear list, I am new here, a novice as well so hopefully i wont offend. As for the fridge magnet how about this??......... May I wake each morning with awe and wonder that I have received a new gift (the day itself is a gift). May I tread lightly upon the face of mother earth and pay the proper respect for her indulgence in accepting my presence. May i give freely of myself to all i encounter who may need my help with out demanding that they ask me for it. May I be quiet enough in my journey that i hear my spirit when it speaks to me, and may i accept the knowledge it gives me with out reservation. may i have the serenity to accept that i have today, this moment , and only this for tomarrow is an illusion, so that i say what i feel to those i love, do all that is required of me, expected of me, desired of me for the comfort of others should tomarrow never come. May i hold the serenity to go quietly, happily, and without remorse to what awaits me, and that i am embraced as the beloved daughter who has done all that was possible for as many as possible for no other reason than i COULD. Just a perception, Love Gracie In , "Wim Borsboom" <aurasphere@h...> wrote: > Hi Joyce and Lobster, > > > Do you take new fridge-magnet messages as well? > > Whatever sticks to your fridge is real > Whatever sticks to your mind is not > > Whatever you have in your fridge is real > Whatever you have in your mind is not > > Well, it could be more catchy... > > Love, Wim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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