String theory

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>The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a person;

>it was impossible.

>

>The girl said, "When I get to heaven, I'll ask Jonah."

>

>The teacher said, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

>

>The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

>************

>

>Love,

>xxxtg

 

 

LOL

tg :-)

there is a forum that sends in Nasrudin 'jokes'

 

Nasrudin_Study-

that I started but now has no moderator

and no owner . . .

(Nasrudin would have approved)

 

Nasrudin once commented that reality was like a piece of string.

'Is it because it has a beginning and end, like life but the knots we tie

are our own?'

He was asked and also,

'Is it because it can not carry the true weight of all knowledge?'

'Is it because it is never of sufficient length to tie up our imagining?'

'No, said Nasrudin, 'it like a piece of string because it exists

AND that is what I need to hold up my trousers.'

 

Lobsters have a special liking for string,

it is the basis of their technology and deepest wisdom . . .

No wonder they are boiled alive . . .

 

Lobster String:

http://members.tripod.com/~chippit/lobster_string.html