Pure Land Buddha and Raggedy Vagrant on the road to Mecca

[Guest guest]

> > Recently whilst practicing vajrayana in a monastic

> setting (and a great deal of preparatory practice)

> I entered a 'Pure Land' that I was familiar with.

> Ecstatic experiences are seductive and I lived

> there for a while.

 

Ah, Seductive Pure Land Lobster, O crusty green Buddha of

the Deep! Savior of Hungry Ghosts and True son of Philos, Rumi, Buddha,

Jesus et al, Postman and Fisher of Men Extraordinaire....

 

Were you trying to take away my lovely lollipop?

 

How fun your adventures are, colorful too! - how does one get into and

out of a Pure land? - just so as I know how. Do you sell tickets? Take

guided tours? How do I prepare? Do I need my wings? Do I need my

toothbrush? Im willing to stand on my head in the corner but then my stomach

falls on my face. All aghas-pe.

 

Mantra for Lobster, not costly....I'm sending you the Tibetan because then

it will be Very Important Not easily Understood and Thus Profound and Beyond

Price Requiring Many Preliminary Prelimaries, many more than 100,000, but

then whose counting?

 

OM MAHA SHUNETA JNANA BADZAR SOBHAVA ATMA KONHANG

 

AH RANG-NAG LHUN-DRUB PAG-PA RAB-JAM-SHING

 

"Ah, one's own perceptions spontaneously arise as the Pure Land."

 

 

Love from All-pervading Drop disguised (today) as Foolish Raggedy Vagrant of

Sloth and Torpor stumbling over Holy Black Stones.