Guest guest Posted June 1, 2001 Report Share Posted June 1, 2001 Dear Tony, It has come to our attention that you have been patronizing various sheath cleaners, with somewhat disappointing results. This is not surprising, as the finest services on earth can only do so much with used, dirty sheaths and samskaras. Also, your chakras have not been kept to the correct colors and they lose count of how many there are too? While concentrated japa all by itself may be an effective cleaner, like you say, Chinese launderies will use different methods than Hindu, and the colors may not come out the same. That is still no excuse for letting psychotics make cuckoo's nests with the laundry lists, tho trying to stop them only seems to make them crazier. This much attention and concern lavished on what is after all "only material" is so typical of unspiritual earthlings, and you are wise to see you are no better off being taken to the cleaners, than a teenager at a pop concert. It is only to the discriminating, such as yourself, that we offer our services. You can drop all your sheaths off once and for all, and wear only the finest. Yes, Cosmic Kodswallop Ink is giving you free this timely reminder, no strings, no nothing attached. Your original face, the one from before you were born, is already waiting for you. It may be picked up at your earliest convenience. This offer never expires. Hope to see you soon, Your Friend Attachment: (application/octet-stream) Clear Day Bkgrd.JPG [not stored] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 2, 2001 Report Share Posted June 2, 2001 Beautiful, Glo!! The best offer I've seen in a long time! ))))))))))) >Dear Tony, > >It has come to our attention that you have been patronizing various >sheath cleaners, with somewhat disappointing results. This is not >surprising, as the finest services on earth can only do so much with >used, dirty sheaths and samskaras. Also, your chakras have not been kept >to the correct colors and they lose count of how many there are too? >While concentrated japa all by itself may be an effective cleaner, like >you say, Chinese launderies will use different methods than Hindu, and >the colors may not come out the same. That is still no excuse for letting >psychotics make cuckoo's nests with the laundry lists, tho trying to stop >them only seems to make them crazier. This much attention and concern >lavished on what is after all "only material" is so typical of >unspiritual earthlings, and you are wise to see you are no better >off being taken to the cleaners, than a teenager at a pop concert. > >It is only to the discriminating, such as yourself, that we offer our >services. You can drop all your sheaths off once and for all, and wear >only the finest. Yes, Cosmic Kodswallop Ink is giving you free this >timely reminder, no strings, no nothing attached. Your original face, the >one from before you were born, is already waiting for you. It may be >picked up at your earliest convenience. This offer never expires. > >Hope to see you soon, > >Your Friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 2, 2001 Report Share Posted June 2, 2001 Glo this is a beautiful offer! I've got some dirty laundry myself (seems to keep piling up for some reason), but I was informed they are going to open a Karma Klean Launderette in Amsterdam next month, so I can get rid of that problem too. Love, Mira Dear Tony, It has come to our attention that you have been patronizing various sheath cleaners, with somewhat disappointing results. This is not surprising, as the finest services on earth can only do so much with used, dirty sheaths and samskaras. Also, your chakras have not been kept to the correct colors and they lose count of how many there are too? While concentrated japa all by itself may be an effective cleaner, like you say, Chinese launderies will use different methods than Hindu, and the colors may not come out the same. That is still no excuse for letting psychotics make cuckoo's nests with the laundry lists, tho trying to stop them only seems to make them crazier. This much attention and concern lavished on what is after all "only material" is so typical of unspiritual earthlings, and you are wise to see you are no better off being taken to the cleaners, than a teenager at a pop concert. It is only to the discriminating, such as yourself, that we offer our services. You can drop all your sheaths off once and for all, and wear only the finest. Yes, Cosmic Kodswallop Ink is giving you free this timely reminder, no strings, no nothing attached. Your original face, the one from before you were born, is already waiting for you. It may be picked up at your earliest convenience. This offer never expires. Hope to see you soon, Your Friend Attachment: (application/octet-stream) Clear Day Bkgrd.JPG [not stored] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 2, 2001 Report Share Posted June 2, 2001 , "Mirror" <mirror@u...> wrote: > Clear DayGlo this is a beautiful offer! > I've got some dirty laundry myself (seems to keep piling up for some reason), > but I was informed they are going to open a Karma Klean Launderette in Amsterdam > next month, so I can get rid of that problem too. > Love, > Mira > > > Dear Tony, > > It has come to our attention that you have been patronizing various sheath cleaners, with somewhat disappointing results. This is not surprising, as the finest services on earth can only do so much with used, dirty sheaths and samskaras. Also, your chakras have not been kept to the correct colors and they lose count of how many there are too? While concentrated japa all by itself may be an effective cleaner, like you say, Chinese launderies will use different methods than Hindu, and the colors may not come out the same. That is still no excuse for letting psychotics make cuckoo's nests with the laundry lists, tho trying to stop them only seems to make them crazier. This much attention and concern lavished on what is after all "only material" is so typical of unspiritual earthlings, and you are wise to see you are no better off being taken to the cleaners, than a teenager at a pop concert. > > It is only to the discriminating, such as yourself, that we offer our services. You can drop all your sheaths off once and for all, and wear only the finest. Yes, Cosmic Kodswallop Ink is giving you free this timely reminder, no strings, no nothing attached. Your original face, the one from before you were born, is already waiting for you. It may be picked up at your earliest convenience. This offer never expires. > > Hope to see you soon, > > Your Friend Namaste, Whether one calls it a sheath a body or subtler vibrations is immaterial, or is it just finer material hahah. Anyway watch out for Amsterdam, a real soddom and gommorrah hahahaha. However amongst the bs and all the pot, there may be some communion food.hahahahaahONS...Tony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 2, 2001 Report Share Posted June 2, 2001 Dear Tony, You wrote: > Anyway watch out for Amsterdam, > a real soddom and gommorrah hahahaha. > However amongst the bs and all the pot, there may be > some communion food.hahahahaahONS...Tony. Not only do you still have to finish your penance of writing every Sanskrit word you ever used a thousand times, now you will also have to go to Amsterdam and spend a thousand days there... This is not a free offer, you will have to pay for it yourself. You might find a job in that launderette on the Damrak: http://www.atyourpace.com/damrak.html It is hard to see exactly on the last photo where it is, on the left somewhere, it is called "Dirty Sheaths Unlimited." They have a capacity of a 1000 sheaths a day. Quantity discounts available. It is next door to "Doe de was de deur uit." That laundromat carries the slogan 'Wij hangen uw vuile was buiten". A little sign in the door says: "No english spoken, we carry no change." Mira will translate this for you. The communion food that you refer to, you will find in a place called "Broodje van Kootje" Leidseplein 20. Love, Wim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 3, 2001 Report Share Posted June 3, 2001 Wim! I think you have found the perfect job for Tony! ) >Dear Tony, > >You wrote: >> Anyway watch out for Amsterdam, >> a real soddom and gommorrah hahahaha. >> However amongst the bs and all the pot, there may be >> some communion food.hahahahaahONS...Tony. > >Not only do you still have to finish your penance of writing every >Sanskrit word you ever used a thousand times, now you will also have to >go to Amsterdam and spend a thousand days there... > >This is not a free offer, you will have to pay for it yourself. >You might find a job in that launderette on the Damrak: >http://www.atyourpace.com/damrak.html >It is hard to see exactly on the last photo where it is, on the left >somewhere, it is called "Dirty Sheaths Unlimited." They have a capacity >of a 1000 sheaths a day. Quantity discounts available. >snip< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 3, 2001 Report Share Posted June 3, 2001 shame on you guys!....ken wilber in TOE identifies the netherlands as one of the most enlightened countries in the world....i like to think that he is right 'cause that is where my beloved mira lives and me too in about 18 days when i join her there.....^^~~~~ further up and further in, white wolfe - Dharma <deva <> Saturday, June 02, 2001 9:20 PM Re: Re: Tony: Kodswallop Ink > Wim! I think you have found the perfect job for Tony! ) > > >Dear Tony, > > > >You wrote: > >> Anyway watch out for Amsterdam, > >> a real soddom and gommorrah hahahaha. > >> However amongst the bs and all the pot, there may be > >> some communion food.hahahahaahONS...Tony. > > > >Not only do you still have to finish your penance of writing every > >Sanskrit word you ever used a thousand times, now you will also have to > >go to Amsterdam and spend a thousand days there... > > > >This is not a free offer, you will have to pay for it yourself. > >You might find a job in that launderette on the Damrak: > >http://www.atyourpace.com/damrak.html > >It is hard to see exactly on the last photo where it is, on the left > >somewhere, it is called "Dirty Sheaths Unlimited." They have a capacity > >of a 1000 sheaths a day. Quantity discounts available. > >snip< > > > > /join > > > > > > All paths go somewhere. No path goes nowhere. Paths, places, sights, perceptions, and indeed all experiences arise from and exist in and subside back into the Space of Awareness. Like waves rising are not different than the ocean, all things arising from Awareness are of the nature of Awareness. Awareness does not come and go but is always Present. It is Home. Home is where the Heart Is. Jnanis know the Heart to be the Finality of Eternal Being. A true devotee relishes in the Truth of Self-Knowledge, spontaneously arising from within into It Self. Welcome all to a. > > > > Your use of is subject to > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 3, 2001 Report Share Posted June 3, 2001 Wim: > Dear Tony, > You wrote: > > Anyway watch out for Amsterdam, > > a real soddom and gommorrah hahahaha. > > However amongst the bs and all the pot, there may be > > some communion food.hahahahaahONS...Tony. > Not only do you still have to finish your penance of writing every > Sanskrit word you ever used a thousand times, now you will also have to > go to Amsterdam and spend a thousand days there... > This is not a free offer, you will have to pay for it yourself. > You might find a job in that launderette on the Damrak: > http://www.atyourpace.com/damrak.html > It is hard to see exactly on the last photo where it is, on the left > somewhere, it is called "Dirty Sheaths Unlimited." They have a capacity > of a 1000 sheaths a day. Quantity discounts available. It is next door > to "Doe de was de deur uit." That laundromat carries the slogan 'Wij > hangen uw vuile was buiten". A little sign in the door says: "No > english spoken, we carry no change." > Mira will translate this for you. > The communion food that you refer to, you will find in a place called > "Broodje van Kootje" Leidseplein 20. ROTFL........!!!!!!!! Mira (tears in my eyes....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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