Flea bites dog. Dog bites flea

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Dear Tim,

 

You wrote:

> I recently took the statement "my dog has fleas"

> in Sanskrit. I then translated it into Marathi, then

> into an obscure Himalayan dialect, then into

> Pakistani, then into Tibetan, then back into

> Sanskrit, and finally into English.

>

> Here's the result:

>

> "The Great Parabrahman is One Without a Second.

> That Thou Art!"

 

That is all very nice Tim, but so very linguistic, so verbal, so

vnpdantic.

What about a more mental approach? What about a thought experiment

according to the rules of Mental Non-Dualism (MND) as devised and

sanctioned by Antonius of Clerenstein.

 

Mind you, as I've said before, thinking is my weakest faculty, so if you

don't think too much of this, I don't mind.

 

Well, let me see how far I can get with this thought experiment...

.... ... ... think think think, clunk thunk thought:

 

I think my dog has fleas, so I think that I'm gonna take him on a trip

around the globe, but... counter clockwise, so that upon our return I

will think that fleas have my dog.

 

Then I think that we should go around the globe but now clockwise so

that upon my return I will think that god has fleas.

 

I think that I should then go around the globe upwards-downwards so that

upon my return I will think that my fleas and god are one.

 

Then I think that we should go around the globe downwards-upwards so

that upon my return I will think that my dog is gone.

 

I think I should then travel into the globe's core so that upon my

return I will wonder where the hell I was.

 

All fired up, I think I should then propel myself into universal

ascension and at the point of no return I should wonder where in heavens

I am.

 

I think that by then I don't know which way to go anymore, so the only

thought left is about who I am.

 

I don't think I know what to think anymore so I will just remain

Wim

 

PS.

After thought there is no thought!