Guest guest Posted July 6, 2001 Report Share Posted July 6, 2001 Dear Viorica: The equals the best yet. Thanks for the loud gafaw, Alton , "Viorica Weissman" <viorica@z...> wrote: > > Maybe I could have found a better joke , but as the tension > at is too high by now , that is what > I found as fast as I could ; Enjoy ! > > vicki > -- ----- > > > Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor. > This emperor needed a new head samurai. So, he sent out a message > to everybody he knew for them to send a message to who they knew, > and so forth. > > A year passes, and only three people show up: a Japanese samurai, > a Chinese samurai, and a Jewish samurai. > > The emperor asks the Japanese samurai to come in and demonstrate > why he should be head samurai. The Japanese samurai opens up > a matchbox, and out pops a little fly. WHOOOSH. The fly drops dead > on the ground in 2 pieces! The emperor says, "That is very impressive!" > > Then the emperor asks the Chinese samurai to come in > and demonstrate why he should be head samurai. > The Chinese samurai opens up a matchbox and out pops a little fly. > WHOOOOSH. WOOOOOSH. The fly drops dead on the ground > in 4 pieces! The emperor says, "That is really impressive!" > > Then the emperor asks the Jewish samurai to come in > and demonstrate why he should be head samurai. > The Jewish samurai walks in, opens a matchbox, and out pops a little fly. > WHOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHH. A gust of wind fills the room, > but the fly is still buzzing around. The emperor says in disappointment, > "Why is the fly not dead?" > > And the Jewish samurai replies, > "Dead ?! The fly has been circumcised ! That is skill ! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 7, 2001 Report Share Posted July 7, 2001 Dear list: I just took a swim and what do you think I though about. What if the fly was a female? Anyone from NOW here? Love, Alton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 7, 2001 Report Share Posted July 7, 2001 Dear Viorica: Is it too late to take it back? Love, Alton p.s No after thoughts permitted? , "Viorica Weissman" <viorica@z...> wrote: > > Dear list: > > I just took a swim and what do you think I though about. > > What if the fly was a female? > > Anyone from NOW here? > > > > Love, > > Alton > > > Hi Alton , > If this idea crossed the emperor's mind after he had > taken his swim , I am afraid it was too late , > > v. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 7, 2001 Report Share Posted July 7, 2001 Dear Wim: I wore a bathing suit given to me and when I wore it I got arrested for indescent exposure. Now I am a sex offender because I believed that it would cover my privates in public. "The emperors new bathing suit:. Ha Ha. However I trust all those on the list to tell me the truth, no matter how far fetched it may seem to the consensus reality mind. So much so that I would put my head in guillotine and have a smart computer decide whether I am being told the truth. If some list members lie to me then the lever is pulled automatically and my head gets chopped off. Sorry sharks, you will have to wait until next lifetime. Love those sharks here and there, Alton Love, Alton , "Wim Borsboom" <aurasphere@h...> wrote: > Vicki wrote: > > Hi Alton , > > If this idea crossed the emperor's mind after he had > > taken his swim , I am afraid it was too late , > > It depends on whether the emperor wore his new bathing suit when he went > swimming. > > Love, Wim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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