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A man was walking along a California beach was deep

> in prayer. All of a sudden he said out loud, "Lord

> grant me one wish."

>

> Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a

> booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED

> to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one

> wish."

>

> The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can

> drive over anytime I want to."

>

> The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic.

> Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking.

> The supports required to reach the bottom of the

> Pacific. The concrete and steel it would take. I can

> do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire

> for worldly things. Take a little more time and think

> of another wish, a wish you think would honor and

> glorify me."

>

> The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he

> said, "Lord, I have been married and divorced four

> times. All of my wives said that I am uncaring and

> insensitive. I wish that I could understand women. I

> want to know how they feel inside, what they are

> thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why

> they cry, what they mean when they say "nothing" and

> how I can make a woman truly happy."

>

> After a few minutes God said, "You want two lanes or

> four on that bridge?"

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> > After a few minutes God said, "You want two lanes or > four on

that bridge?"Alton, this is hilarious! It's kinda sweet actually,

when men make fun of their own cluelessness.

 

Glo

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