Guest guest Posted July 14, 2001 Report Share Posted July 14, 2001 A man was walking along a California beach was deep > in prayer. All of a sudden he said out loud, "Lord > grant me one wish." > > Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a > booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED > to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one > wish." > > The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can > drive over anytime I want to." > > The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. > Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. > The supports required to reach the bottom of the > Pacific. The concrete and steel it would take. I can > do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire > for worldly things. Take a little more time and think > of another wish, a wish you think would honor and > glorify me." > > The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he > said, "Lord, I have been married and divorced four > times. All of my wives said that I am uncaring and > insensitive. I wish that I could understand women. I > want to know how they feel inside, what they are > thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why > they cry, what they mean when they say "nothing" and > how I can make a woman truly happy." > > After a few minutes God said, "You want two lanes or > four on that bridge?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 14, 2001 Report Share Posted July 14, 2001 > > After a few minutes God said, "You want two lanes or > four on that bridge?"Alton, this is hilarious! It's kinda sweet actually, when men make fun of their own cluelessness. Glo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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