Guest guest Posted July 16, 2001 Report Share Posted July 16, 2001 SPIRITUALITY God was invented by the Jews (an ancient people who invented pyramids and conspiracy theory). At that time God was known as Yah Way and later when Protestism was invented Na Way. At the time God would hide behind bushes that he had set fire to. About the same time in Ancient Siberia (which was near Nepal and Atlantis at the time) a Prophet called Sheikh Ya-Muni became the Buddha. The Buddha started the Noble Prize for any one who developed four true things. He also invented hatha yoga classes, wearing saris and Tai Chi. There are three main Holy Books in spirituality. The Giddyons Bible which is available free at all hotels The Old Testament which is available on CD. And the upanishads which are to this day written on chappatis in ancient India. Incense is used in all religions for meditation - one joss stick is equivalent to 10 minutes meditation. People who are spiritual have Gurus who are enlightened. You can become enlightened on weekend courses and by email. It is a good hobby and makes you calm. There is really quite a lot more to spirituality than I have mentioned here. Some people do it their whole life! Lobster http://pages.britishlibrary.net/lobster/exxo/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 16, 2001 Report Share Posted July 16, 2001 Dear Lob: With "WISE" guys like you, how could I ever leave this list voluntarily. You claw me, Alton , Lobster <lobster@b...> wrote: > SPIRITUALITY > > God was invented by the Jews > (an ancient people who invented > pyramids and conspiracy theory). > At that time God was known > as Yah Way and later > when Protestism was invented > Na Way. > At the time God would hide behind > bushes that he had set fire to. > About the same time in Ancient > Siberia (which was near Nepal > and Atlantis at the time) a Prophet called > Sheikh Ya-Muni became the Buddha. > The Buddha started the Noble Prize > for any one who developed four true things. > He also invented hatha yoga classes, > wearing saris and Tai Chi. > There are three main Holy Books in > spirituality. > The Giddyons Bible which is > available free at all hotels > The Old Testament > which is available on CD. > And the upanishads which are > to this day written on chappatis > in ancient India. > Incense is used in all religions > for meditation - one joss stick is equivalent > to 10 minutes meditation. > People who are spiritual > have Gurus who are enlightened. > You can become enlightened on > weekend courses and by email. > It is a good hobby and makes > you calm. > There is really quite a lot more > to spirituality than I have mentioned > here. Some people do it their > whole life! > > > Lobster > http://pages.britishlibrary.net/lobster/exxo/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 16, 2001 Report Share Posted July 16, 2001 On Mon, 16 Jul 2001 20:56:31 +0100 Lobster <lobster writes: > SPIRITUALITY > > God was invented by the Jews > (an ancient people who invented > pyramids and conspiracy theory). You left out lox and buying at wholesale. > At that time God was known > as Yah Way and later > when Protestism was invented > Na Way. The Protestists invented sermons and work as an ethic, of all things. > At the time God would hide behind > bushes that he had set fire to. He was and is an expert ventriloquist, so this was an impressive activity. > About the same time in Ancient > Siberia (which was near Nepal > and Atlantis at the time) a Prophet called > Sheikh Ya-Muni became the Buddha. > The Buddha started the Noble Prize > for any one who developed four true things. > He also invented hatha yoga classes, > wearing saris and Tai Chi. You've never seen pulchritude until you've gazed upon the gender of your preference clad only in Tai Chi. And no, I'm not sari I wrote that! > There are three main Holy Books in > spirituality. > The Giddyons Bible which is > available free at all hotels Which has been known to be helpful in good Rocky's revival. > The Old Testament > which is available on CD. Indeed, and them there's the New Testament, a CD of which can sometimes be found in cereal boxes like a secret decoder ring, I kid you not (at least not in this paragraph)! > And the upanishads which are > to this day written on chappatis > in ancient India. A tasty literary morsel to be sure! > Incense is used in all religions > for meditation - one joss stick is equivalent > to 10 minutes meditation. For this reason, attending a Byzantine Catholic wedding on Easter usually results in mass satori! > People who are spiritual > have Gurus who are enlightened. Indeed, preferably very famous and dead ones. > You can become enlightened on > weekend courses and by email. ....and then you can perform weddings, but not Byzantine Catholic ones, at least not on Easter. > It is a good hobby and makes > you calm. Right, if it doesn't make you numb and dumb. > There is really quite a lot more > to spirituality than I have mentioned > here. Of course there is, there is the whole business of waking each other up, ad infinitum et ad nauseum. > Some people do it their > whole life! > Ad infinitum et ad nauseum! > > Lobster > http://pages.britishlibrary.net/lobster/exxo/ > bcnu -- Bruce http://come.to/realization http://www.atman.net/realization http://www.users.uniserve.com/~samuel/brucemrg.htm http://www.users.uniserve.com/~samuel/brucsong.htm ______________ GET INTERNET ACCESS FROM JUNO! Juno offers FREE or PREMIUM Internet access for less! Join Juno today! For your FREE software, visit: http://dl.www.juno.com/get/tagj. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 16, 2001 Report Share Posted July 16, 2001 , "ALTON A ALTON" <lostnfoundation> wrote: > Dear Lob: > With "WISE" guys like you, how could I ever leave this list > voluntarily. > You claw me, > Alton LOL!!!! This list is quite a riot....Jesus murphy!! I haven't been so entertained since I last shaved my legs....tehe. It's like a free for all at the 'ward'....an ego-food-fight! Pasifists...sadists..satanists...worriers...fixer- uppers...alarmists...pot-shoters...ambushers...(denial is not just a river in Egypt...)...love only lovers...(now let's ALL get along puleezer's)..executioners...d'elitists...sitting in the midst- ers...controllers...finger-pointers...nay-sayers...fuck-you'rs...soap- boxers... Gawd! Reminds me of the ashram on a good day.... Love it in small doses.....) and then back to the silence for me........Namaste...Syena. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 17, 2001 Report Share Posted July 17, 2001 Hi dear Syena You wrote: > Pasifists...sadists..satanists...worriers...fixer- > uppers...alarmists...pot-shoters...ambushers...(denial is not just a > river in Egypt...)...love only lovers...(now let's ALL get along > puleezer's)..executioners...d'elitists...sitting in the midst- > ers...controllers...finger-pointers...nay-sayers...fuck-you'rs...soap- > boxers... > Gawd! Reminds me of the ashram on a good day.... You forgot some most important classifications: The ones that assert that nobody here is enlightened or realized. The ones who assert that everybody already is The ones who know they are and don't say The ones who are and say The ones who compulsively doubt Love, Wim I say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 17, 2001 Report Share Posted July 17, 2001 There is only Enlightenment. The 'ones' you speak of aren't at all what they appear :-). Not-two (or 3, or 4, or...), Omkara , "Wim Borsboom" <wim@a...> wrote: > You forgot some most important classifications: > The ones that assert that nobody here is enlightened or realized. > The ones who assert that everybody already is > The ones who know they are and don't say > The ones who are and say > The ones who compulsively doubt > > Love, Wim > I say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 17, 2001 Report Share Posted July 17, 2001 Yep, Tim > There is only Enlightenment. The 'ones' you speak of aren't at all > what they appear :-). > > Not-two (or 3, or 4, or...), W1M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 17, 2001 Report Share Posted July 17, 2001 1 * 1 = 1 <-- Notice that? 1 % 1 = 1 <-- And *especially* that? :-) As for (+ and -) -- i can't find anything to add to or subtract from :-). Love, T1m , "Wim Borsboom" <wim@a...> wrote: > Yep, Tim > > > There is only Enlightenment. The 'ones' you speak of aren't at > > all > > what they appear :-). > > > > Not-two (or 3, or 4, or...), > > W1M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 17, 2001 Report Share Posted July 17, 2001 Dear Tim -- Yes, it's way too simple for so many religions, texts, practices, and teachings, to have "evolved" in order to "proclaim what is already always the case" and "get you to know who you already are"??? Oops, I forgot, you're ignorant and the only good question is a dead question ... ;-) Please disregard the question, if there ever was one ... ;-) Love, Dan 1 * 1 = 1 <-- Notice that? 1 % 1 = 1 <-- And *especially* that? :-) As for (+ and -) -- i can't find anything to add to or subtract from :-). Love, T1m Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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