"He's back !"

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the news..:

 

ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after

leaping through her moving car's sun roof during an incident best

described as "a mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye witnesses.

 

Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile up

resulted

from people trying to avoid hitting the woman who was apparently

convinced that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people

floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the

road who she claimed was Jesus.

 

"She started screaming "He's back, He's back" and climbed right out

of

the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everett

Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced

dead at the scene.

 

"I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Williams

said. She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that

Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say.

 

"This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force,"

said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene.

 

Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that

he was dressed up as Jesus and was on his way to a toga costume party

when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and

released twelve blow up sex dolls filled with helium which floated up

into the air.

 

Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his

friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms

into

the air in frustration, and said , "Come back here," just as the

Williams' car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was

Jesus

lifting people up into the sky as they passed by him, according to

her

husband, who says his wife loved Jesus more than anything else.

 

When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied

"This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like

this to happen."