I am your new Guru!

[Guest guest]

Greetings fellow avatars,

 

I have decided after watching the board recently, that

there are definately opportunities in the guru

business.

 

Therefore I am setting myself up as a guru. I will

read my lessons from the ancient texts the day before,

that way they are fresh and truthful.

 

I will still behave in the way I desire for I don't

need teaching you do.

 

If you wish me to be a 'road show' guru, you will

need to send lots of money. However I will give you

mantras and you can buy overpriced books, produced in

India.

 

I am sick of living in my cave and would like to have

a nice plush ashram, in fact ashrams all over the

world to support my new lifestyle.

 

I don't want to be like those gurus Ramana, Maharaj

etc living poverty and teaching from experience.

 

I want to be a western guru with lots of stuff and

followrs and worshippers. In return I will give you

good stuff from the books, the rest of the time I will

behave like a monkey.

 

My full name is Humanzee Hanuman II.

 

Here is my picture please put it on the wall and

worship it, I will tell where to send your money and

daughters to later......Hi.. Now...Bagwash Humanzee

Hanuman II.

 

 

 

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[Guest guest]

Hey Sarlo,

 

What was that Satsang Multilevel Marketing site?

 

--Greg

 

At 09:58 AM 8/30/01 -0700, Tom McNally wrote:

>Greetings fellow avatars,

>

>I have decided after watching the board recently, that

>there are definately opportunities in the guru

>business.

>

>Therefore I am setting myself up as a guru. I will

>read my lessons from the ancient texts the day before,

>that way they are fresh and truthful.

 

....