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When i changed nationality from Dutch to Belgian, my colleagues at once

started to tell jokes where the Dutch are smart and the Belgians are stupid -

no doubt such jokes exist for the US - Canada too.

To stop this, i made a few jokes where nationalities couldn't be exchanged.

The one that doesn't violate the list rules:

 

"Wat is er geworden van die vliegende Neanderthalers?"

("What became of those flying Neanderthals?")

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"Hol-landers!"

 

(Hollander = Dutchman, and "hol" means cave.)

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the american ones fly to the netherlands to remember to ancient wisdom that

they had forgot....the same wisdom that dorothy learns in the wizard of

oz....there is no place like home....dig a little deeper......home is where

the heart is....dig a little deeper still......there is no place where the

sacred heart is not......^^~~~~~~

 

further up and further in,

 

white wolfe

 

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"jb" <kvy9

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Saturday, September 29, 2001 12:36 AM

Re: hollanding - joke (Dutch)

 

> When i changed nationality from Dutch to Belgian, my colleagues at once

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> no doubt such jokes exist for the US - Canada too.

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> "Hol-landers!"

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> All paths go somewhere. No path goes nowhere. Paths, places, sights,

perceptions, and indeed all experiences arise from and exist in and subside

back into the Space of Awareness. Like waves rising are not different than

the ocean, all things arising from Awareness are of the nature of Awareness.

Awareness does not come and go but is always Present. It is Home. Home is

where the Heart Is. Jnanis know the Heart to be the Finality of Eternal

Being. A true devotee relishes in the Truth of Self-Knowledge, spontaneously

arising from within into It Self. Welcome all to a.

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