Guest guest Posted October 9, 2001 Report Share Posted October 9, 2001 Dear Greg, Strawberry Ice cream?! Lol. The only talk of an enlightened one that we had going in our house was when my dad would yell, "Jesus Christ!" whenever my dog farted. (this was accompanied by a rather sudden and passionate waving of the newspaper he was reading at the time) My father always said that his farts smelled like strawberry ice cream.Love,--GregAt 07:03 AM 10/9/01 -0700, d b wrote:>552. The enlightened one never farts> while meditating.>>551. The enlightened one farts when> not meditating, but these farts are> always very fragrant and are mistaken> by others for perfume.>>As for the previous ones, it will be> far more beneficial if you go back> in the list archives and uncover them> for yourself.>>That way, you can have the fun of discovery,> and you can report at which point> in the search you finally noticed> the enlightened one.>>-- Dan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 9, 2001 Report Share Posted October 9, 2001 I once had a girlfriend whose dad was such a fastidious prude that she swore he shat vanilla ice cream in little plastic bags. :-) On Tue, 9 Oct 2001 13:49:29 -0700 "Kheyala" <kheyala (AT) neteze (DOT) com> writes: Dear Greg, Strawberry Ice cream?! Lol. The only talk of an enlightened one that we had going in our house was when my dad would yell, "Jesus Christ!" whenever my dog farted. (this was accompanied by a rather sudden and passionate waving of the newspaper he was reading at the time) My father always said that his farts smelled like strawberry ice cream.Love,--GregAt 07:03 AM 10/9/01 -0700, d b wrote:>552. The enlightened one never farts> while meditating.>>551. The enlightened one farts when> not meditating, but these farts are> always very fragrant and are mistaken> by others for perfume.>>As for the previous ones, it will be> far more beneficial if you go back> in the list archives and uncover them> for yourself.>>That way, you can have the fun of discovery,> and you can report at which point> in the search you finally noticed> the enlightened one.>>-- Dan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 9, 2001 Report Share Posted October 9, 2001 Number 546. If you have read this far, you are now in the process of permanently losing the memory functions involved in knowing you're enlightened. Even if you become enlightened five hundred lifetimes from now, you won't be able to remember what it was like. Having closed the other message before I read it, Don, I mean Dave, I mean Jan, uh ... --- Gregory Goode <goode wrote: > Number 547. If you do not close this e-mail message > right now, you will > not attain enlightenment in this lifetime. > > Never having opened this message, > > --Greg > Make a great connection at Personals. http://personals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 9, 2001 Report Share Posted October 9, 2001 Dear Greg, Maybe we can set something up officially later, but I will be with my wife Emmy in New York in November 13, 14, 15, mostly museums and Ground Zero. After that, off to aura work in the Florida Keys (Duck Key), then to an area around Hartford (Connecticut). Cell 250 812 2911 Who knows, we could meet over coffee... or ... I just realize something... this actually is a BIG realization... I have just, by reading your email and by responding to it, forfeited my enlightenment... but what I did though... I gained realization... Actually, such I realized all along... so nothing lost nothing gained... Love, Wim Gregory Goode [goode] Tuesday, October 09, 2001 1:40 PM ; Re: Re: The first 550 characteristics of enlightenment Number 547. If you do not close this e-mail message right now, you will not attain enlightenment in this lifetime. Never having opened this message,e --Greg At 07:58 AM 10/9/01 -0700, d b wrote: >Number 548. "If you've uncovered this characteristic, > you've dug too deep. Turn back before it's > too late." > >Of course, 550 is too potent to post here on this >list. Only an enlightened one can read 550 >and stay sane. > >Smelling like a rose, >Smiling like it shows, >Sounding like a bose, >Always ready to doze, >Dan > > >--- Gregory Goode <goode wrote: >> FLASH! on the first 550 characteristics of >> enlightenment. We've got a lead >> on the first 32. Several times I've posted a list >> of 32 characteristics of >> the EO (Enlightened One). Like a Reality TV show, >> they all have the >> characteristic of having been claimed as true. Each >> one had been claimed, >> in all seriousness, by a teacher somewhere or other, >> as an actual >> characteristic displayed by the EO. That list is in >> the HSS or NDS >> archives. But here's the rub: another one of the >> 550 EO characteristics >> (#549) is: not digging that list out of the >> archives. >> >> My father always said that his farts smelled like >> strawberry ice cream. >> >> Love, >> >> --Greg >> >> At 07:03 AM 10/9/01 -0700, d b wrote: >> >552. The enlightened one never farts >> > while meditating. >> > >> >551. The enlightened one farts when >> > not meditating, but these farts are >> > always very fragrant and are mistaken >> > by others for perfume. >> > >> >As for the previous ones, it will be >> > far more beneficial if you go back >> > in the list archives and uncover them >> > for yourself. >> > >> >That way, you can have the fun of discovery, >> > and you can report at which point >> > in the search you finally noticed >> > the enlightened one. >> > >> >-- Dan >> > >> > >> > >> >--- Gill Collingwood <gill >> wrote: >> >> I must have missed the previous 552. >> >> Could you email them to me? >> >> I'm sure I'll find them very useful. >> >> >> >> Thanks, >> >> gill >> >> >> >> > Rule number 553 regarding >> >> > who is an enlightened one: >> >> > >> >> > 553. The enlightened one never reads >> >> > or sends e-mail. >> >> > >> >> > Thanks, it's in my file now. >> >> > >> >> > By the way, thanks for all the helpful >> >> > rules for spotting an enlightened one, >> >> > folks! >> >> > >> >> > Still on the look-out, >> >> > Dan :-) >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >> > >> > >> >NEW from GeoCities - quick and easy web site >> hosting, just >> $8.95/month. >> >http://geocities./ps/info1 >> > >> > >> >/join >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> >All paths go somewhere. No path goes nowhere. >> Paths, places, sights, >> perceptions, and indeed all experiences arise from >> and exist in and subside >> back into the Space of Awareness. Like waves rising >> are not different than >> the ocean, all things arising from Awareness are of >> the nature of >> Awareness. Awareness does not come and go but is >> always Present. It is >> Home. Home is where the Heart Is. Jnanis know the >> Heart to be the Finality >> of Eternal Being. A true devotee relishes in the >> Truth of Self-Knowledge, >> spontaneously arising from within into It Self. >> Welcome all to >> a. >> > >> > >> > >> >Your use of is subject to >> >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > > > > >NEW from GeoCities - quick and easy web site hosting, just $8.95/month. >http://geocities./ps/info1 > > >/join > > > > > >All paths go somewhere. No path goes nowhere. Paths, places, sights, perceptions, and indeed all experiences arise from and exist in and subside back into the Space of Awareness. Like waves rising are not different than the ocean, all things arising from Awareness are of the nature of Awareness. Awareness does not come and go but is always Present. It is Home. Home is where the Heart Is. Jnanis know the Heart to be the Finality of Eternal Being. A true devotee relishes in the Truth of Self-Knowledge, spontaneously arising from within into It Self. Welcome all to a. > > > >Your use of is subject to > > > > /join All paths go somewhere. No path goes nowhere. Paths, places, sights, perceptions, and indeed all experiences arise from and exist in and subside back into the Space of Awareness. Like waves rising are not different than the ocean, all things arising from Awareness are of the nature of Awareness. Awareness does not come and go but is always Present. It is Home. Home is where the Heart Is. Jnanis know the Heart to be the Finality of Eternal Being. A true devotee relishes in the Truth of Self-Knowledge, spontaneously arising from within into It Self. Welcome all to a. Your use of is subject to --- Incoming mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.277 / Virus Database: 146 - Release 9/5/2001 --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.277 / Virus Database: 146 - Release 9/5/2001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 10, 2001 Report Share Posted October 10, 2001 Hi Wim, My mobile number is 646-436-6444. Give me a call when you get in town! If you need anything set up for work, I can facilitate some publicity, maybe even a space! Love, --Greg At 07:41 PM 10/9/01 -0700, Wim Borsboom wrote: >Dear Greg, > >Maybe we can set something up officially later, but I will be with my wife >Emmy in New York in November 13, 14, 15, mostly museums and Ground Zero. >After that, off to aura work in the Florida Keys (Duck Key), then to an area >around Hartford (Connecticut). > >Cell 250 812 2911 > >Who knows, we could meet over coffee... or ... >I just realize something... >this actually is a BIG realization... >I have just, >by reading your email and by responding to it, >forfeited my enlightenment... >but what I did though... >I gained realization... > >Actually, such I realized all along... so nothing lost nothing gained... > >Love, Wim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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