Guest guest Posted October 11, 2001 Report Share Posted October 11, 2001 Hi Bobby, This is very creative and futuristic and we all wish you well with it. In the technology envisioned by Andrew, myself, and Gloria, people could use diaper belts and powerfully channel the human gas phenomena to fly in the sky and make short trips to the supermarket. Ultimately, as the technology is perfected we would expect less traffic jams on highways and even less reliance on the airlines. I know these are powerful ideas which we are releasing. I would ask the list to take the time to digest them and perhaps move on to other topics for now. Thanks and love to all Harsha bgbbyg (AT) aol (DOT) com wrote: Dear... -groupThere is a science fiction angle ripe for the picking on this desirous gas issue.The book jacket would read something like this.At a far foggy distant future, energy resources are depleted and technology has de-evolved, eliminating hi-tech answers to the need for leisure class conspicuous consumption. While millions of lower class people are fitted with bags for collection of the valuable fuel allowing them to have an otherwise unattainable standard of living, powerful scions of inherited wealth and their families squander the last remaining dregs of dignity from a thoroughly deflated general populace by joy riding in hi-power gas vehicles and ironically bursting the anal bubbles of the poor with gas powered projectiles.One lone non-dualist gumshoe, Flatch Eulance, who has refused to wear the bulbous rear accoutrement for colleting nature's digestive revenge, is called to th e mansion of wealthy self-made fart magnate Hiram (Pooter) Bean.Flatch is not only to discover to his dismay that Pooter wants him to find who has murdered his gardener and botanist (who had discovered a valuable herbal additive for increasing intestinal gas) but that Pooter is married to the voluptuous and intelligent non-dualist starlet of his speculative fantasies, Dreamy Rax herself.Not only must Flatch search for clues in a society which disdains his very existence, which he himself questions continually, but he must conduct interviews of suspects where every conversation is continuously interspersed with and accentuated by the distinctive sound associated with the movement of a volume of gas through a constricted valve.If you like good mysteries follow the serial adventures of Flatch Eulance in "Pooter's Dilemma". Well, how do you like it. It's just an outline but it allowed me to use some otherwise wa sted theta brainwaves which have been fermenting for awhile due to a constipative art project I have been malingering over.Much LoveBobby G., professorhkl@n... wrote: jb wrote: When a saint farts, it's called spontaneous behavior.When a child farts, it's called uneducated.Who can smell the difference?Not Jan... ***************************************Jan, the sense of smell declines sharply after a certain age. This is documented in the medical literature. Usually other senses compensate to some extent.The question you raise (about who can tell the difference) can be addressed empirically by the way. Perhaps if the utility of the answer could be demonstrated, there would be some research funding for such a project.We would need at least a 100 people to be "smellers." Naturally many Sanghis would volunteer (and hopefully Dan and David will lead the way, this being of special interest). Then we would have to request a few saints to sign up (perhaps Mike, Jill, Mira, Gloria, Eric, Kheyala, Bruce, Greg, and many others here). The next step would be to feed them the appropriate diet and put the "smellers" to work. The data should be pretty easy to analyze.I don't know exactly where this thread is headed but we seem to have a pretty good mixture of science and mysticism, don't you all think?Harsha ------------------------ Sponsor ---------------------~-->FREE COLLEGE MONEYCLICK HERE to search600,000 scholarships!http://us.click./Pv4pGD/4m7CAA/ySSFAA/bpSolB/TM---~->/join All paths go somewhere. No path goes nowhere. Paths, places, sights, perceptions, and indeed all experiences arise from and exist in and subside back into the Space of Awareness. Like waves rising are not different than the ocean, all things arising from Awareness are of the nature of Awareness. Awareness does not come and go but is always Present. It is Home. Home is where the Heart Is. Jnanis know the Heart to be the Finality of Eternal Being. A true devotee relishes in the Truth of Self-Knowledge, spontaneously arising from within into It Self. Welcome all to a. Your use of is subject to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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