Guest guest Posted November 11, 2001 Report Share Posted November 11, 2001 Little Johnny was accompanying his mother, shopping. When they passed the pet shop, there was a cute cockatoo - and it did cost only $10... Johnny wanted it but his mother wondered why it was just ten bucks. They entered the pet shop and asked... "Why is the cockatoo just $10?". "His former home was with a couple of ladies of pleasure who taught him a lot of naughtiness". "Then I'll reeducate him" the mother said. At home, the cockatoo started to use f... words and neither peanuts nor a warning could change its behavior. The mother pointed to the fridge and the cockatoo said "you bitch!!". That put him into the fridge but just after an hour, he was freed from it. And he was changed completely... Asking what did him change his vocabulary, the cockatoo said "that bald chicken must have been behaving really bad...". So when Johnny's sister came home, she was greeted with "Hi dear lady, welcome, you're the second one here, let's have fun". Then Johnny's father arrived from work: "Hey Mike, what kept you so long?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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