Guest guest Posted May 24, 2002 Report Share Posted May 24, 2002 , "Mazie Lane" <sraddha54@h...> wrote: But who can ever Know the full extent of Love, for each Moment, another Miracle! 10 Arbitrary Suggestions for Inciting Miracles 1. Apply some luscious lip polish to the Amulet of the Beguiled when moved to do so, regardless of others' disapproval. 2. Treasure all gifts from the Emissary of Wa by immediately offering them to people who hold signs up at intersections. 3. Process telemetry data from the Oracle of the White Salamanders with tongue in cheek, recognizing the inherent redundancy. 3. Resolve any family history of Tachyon Fever with Subtle Ear Perfume before falling into the Face in the Fire. 4. Toy absently with Absalom's hair during ritual Red Light Special recitations from the Pheromone Fables -- so relaxing! 5. Eschew Savikalpa simulations in deference to the Protocol of the Interior Ministry -- it's just a matter of sensitivity to the present environment! 6. Let go of any hard feelings about that armadillo in the headlights during the Promenade of the Random Vagaries. Let the dead bury the dead. 7. Give in to the temptation of jumping up and down in front of the One Who walks behind you. You should know by now it's futile to resist! 8. Cultivate a tolerance for ambiguity that encompasses neural tricks gleaned from the Brain Spa Confidential Journals. 9. Employ a Karma Repair Kit, if and when available. 10. Engage Pigeon Woo frequently beneath the Liquid Canopy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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