Tax reform takes enlightenment serious

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Tax reform takes enlightenment serious

 

Taking into consideration the fast growing number of Peak Experience

Seekers and Travelers (PEST).

The department of global economic affairs has been studying the

possibility to introduce a special tax called

Peak Experience Tax (PET), a reform to simplify tax paying in the

global village and to have pet owners automatically pay for their

cuddles as well.

 

A number of scientists was given the assignment to develop an

implantable sensor, able to register the electrical discharges caused

by orgasms, samadhis and passionate petting, saving every occurrence

of such a PE (Peak Experience) to a memory chip, that has to be read

out once a year in a tax office assigned for the job, where eventual

maintenance will take place too. Pet owners have to take care their

cuddles are provided with such an implant as well.

 

In order to realize another goal, decreasing the number of diseased,

disabled and unemployed ppl, the tax will be based on a combination

of all available information, even that from mailing lists and

usenet. In cases of stress and other job related diseases, the tax is

negative, in order to provide for a happy feeling, stimulative for

rapid healing and that will be further supported by a personalized

stimulation service.

 

For this purpose, on short term some 1,000,000 men and women are

urgently needed as coworker in the expanding field service. They will

be recruited primarily from unemployed, disabled and retired EOs

(Enlightened Ones) as the new sensor easily detects enlightenment and

they will receive the title of MEPEF (Mobile Enlightened Peak

Experience Facilitator), although the popular name for the job

already has become "traveling orgastronomer". For more information,

inquire at your local tax office.

 

Jan