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RELIGIOUS VIEWS OF LIFE

 

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TAOISM : " Shit happens. "

 

CONFUCIANISM: " Confucius said, shit happens. "

 

BUDDHISM : " If shit happens, it isn't really shit. "

 

ZEN : " What is the sound of shit happening ? "

 

HINDUISM : " This shit happened before. "

 

ISLAM : " If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. "

 

PROTESTANTISM : " Let shit happen to someone else. "

 

CATHOLICISM : "If shit happens, you deserve it. "

 

JUDAISM : " Why does this shit always happen to us ? "

 

ATHEISM : " I don't believe this shit. "

 

AGNOSTICISM : " What is this shit ? "

 

 

 

 

 

 

Commentary by KKT:

 

It seems that Taoism

is the nearest path to Truth :-))

 

All other paths are simply

trick used by << discursive >>

thought to escape facing

the actual reality (i.e. the << WHAT IS >> :-))

 

The message of Taoism is

 

<< Accept wholeheartedly

whatever is the present (i.e. WHAT IS)

even if it is ... sh.. >> :-))

 

 

BTW, please don't mind

the word << sh.. >>

It's just a joke :-))

 

 

Cheers :-)

 

 

KKT

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KKT wrote:

>>> It seems that Taoism is the nearest path to Truth :-))

....of course only if shit were the only truth there was...

A mother lode of shit:

TAOISM : " Shit happens. " CONFUCIANISM: " Confucius said, shit

happens. " BUDDHISM : " If shit happens, it isn't really shit. " ZEN

: " What is the sound of shit happening ? " HINDUISM : " This shit

happened before. " ISLAM : " If shit happens, it is the will of

Allah. " PROTESTANTISM : " Let shit happen to someone else. "

CATHOLICISM : "If shit happens, you deserve it. " JUDAISM : " Why

does this shit always happen to us ? " ATHEISM : " I don't believe

this shit. " AGNOSTICISM : " What is this shit ? " All other paths

are simply trick used by << discursive >> thought to escape facing

the actual reality (i.e. the << WHAT IS >> :-)) The message of Taoism

is << Accept wholeheartedly whatever is the present (i.e. WHAT IS)

even if it is ... sh.. >> :-)) BTW, please don't mind the word <<

sh.. >> It's just a joke :-)) Cheers :-) KKT ------------------------

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All paths go

somewhere. No path goes nowhere. Paths, places, sights, perceptions,

and indeed all experiences arise from and exist in and subside back

into the Space of Awareness. Like waves rising are not different than

the ocean, all things arising from Awareness are of the nature of

Awareness. Awareness does not come and go but is always Present. It

is Home. Home is where the Heart Is. Jnanis know the Heart to be the

Finality of Eternal Being. A true devotee relishes in the Truth of

Self-Knowledge, spontaneously arising from within into It Self.

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A Jewish man was riding on the subway

reading an Arab newspaper. A friend of

his, who happened to be riding in the

same subway car, noticed this strange

phenomenon. Very upset, he approached

him and said:.

 

"Moshe, have you lost your mind? Why are

you reading an Arab newspaper?"

 

Moshe replied, "I used to read the Jewish

newspapers, but what did I find? Jews

being persecuted, Israel being attacked,

Jews disappearing through assimilation

and intermarriage, Jews living in poverty.

 

So I switched to the Arab newspaper. Now

what do I find? Jews own all the banks,

Jews control the media, Jews are all rich

and powerful, Jews rule the world. The

news is so much better!"

 

 

 

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