Guest guest Posted December 20, 2002 Report Share Posted December 20, 2002 Reported by franchise owner of local QuickieMart, Apu: Oh yes, he was a big big bear - yes very big and growly and malodorous like a big Jambavan cookie. He looked with fondness at Ganesh while I hid under the counter plugged my nose and began to pray. He blew the windows out of the store when he growled and said: "The bass is blastin thumpin as I ride - it's going to be a contract killin - a drive by thrillin chillin from the East Coast Homies. It's gonna happen when the Doc is lookin at his watch goin tik tok and he's ridin his sleek wheels and then them wheels will squeel as I ride up roll down the glass and pop a cap from my Nerf Glok into his Doc ass and spray paint his chest with Bitch JK$47 is best." The bear then ate my Squishee machine and left by smashing through the front wall. I immediately called Chief Wiggum for assistance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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