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This is one of those fabulous texts you get sometimes. It demonstrates in a

very funny way ad absurdum the attitude of good and upright people based

on the parial knowledge of the Bible. Or maybe it's also a prime example that

we humans are perfect in selective cognition of information and unconscious

modification of our reality as we need it. Of course without even wondering

about resulting inconsistencies...

 

It's really worth (and fun) to read, independent if you're interestend in

discussions about homosexuality or what your opinion about it is.

 

For those of you that did not follow the controversy that had to

do with Laura Schlessinger: she is a radio personality who dispenses Advice

to people who call in to her radio show. She has become a

convert to Judaism and has made some statements about homosexuals that

have caused the Canadian anti-hate laws to censure her.

 

The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a US resident, which

was posted on the Internet.... ENJOY.

 

 

Dear Dr. Laura,

 

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have

learned a great deal from your show, and I try to share that knowledge with

as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual

lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states

it

to be an abomination. End of debate.

 

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific

laws and how to best follow them.

 

1.

When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a

pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbors.

They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

 

2.

I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus

21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for

her?

 

3.

I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in

her period of menstrual uncleanness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is,

how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offence.

 

4.

Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and

female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A

friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not

Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

 

5.

I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus

35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated

to kill him myself?

 

6.

A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an

Abomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than

homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

 

7.

Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have

a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses.

Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

 

8.

Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair

around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by

Lev.19:27. How should they die?

 

9.

I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes

me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

 

10.

My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two

different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing

garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester

blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really

necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town

together to stone them (Lev.24:10-16)? Couldn't we just burn them

to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep

with their in-laws (Lev. 20:14)?

 

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can

help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and

unchanging.

 

Your devoted disciple and adoring fan.

 

Jake

 

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you're right David this really is funny.

 

Bobby

 

, David Bozzi <david.bozzi@i...>

wrote:

> This is one of those fabulous texts you get sometimes. It

demonstrates in a

> very funny way ad absurdum the attitude of good and upright people

based

> on the parial knowledge of the Bible. Or maybe it's also a prime

example that

> we humans are perfect in selective cognition of information and

unconscious

> modification of our reality as we need it. Of course without even

wondering

> about resulting inconsistencies...

>

> It's really worth (and fun) to read, independent if you're

interestend in

> discussions about homosexuality or what your opinion about it is.

>

> For those of you that did not follow the controversy that had to

> do with Laura Schlessinger: she is a radio personality who

dispenses Advice

> to people who call in to her radio show. She has become a

> convert to Judaism and has made some statements about homosexuals

that

> have caused the Canadian anti-hate laws to censure her.

>

> The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a US

resident, which

> was posted on the Internet.... ENJOY.

>

>

> Dear Dr. Laura,

>

> Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law.

I have

> learned a great deal from your show, and I try to share that

knowledge with

> as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual

> lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22

clearly states it

> to be an abomination. End of debate.

>

> I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the

specific

> laws and how to best follow them.

>

> 1.

> When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a

> pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbors.

> They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

>

> 2.

> I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in

Exodus

> 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price

for

> her?

>

> 3.

> I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in

> her period of menstrual uncleanness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is,

> how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offence.

>

> 4.

> Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and

> female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A

> friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not

> Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

>

> 5.

> I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus

> 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally

obligated

> to kill him myself?

>

> 6.

> A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an

> Abomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than

> homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

>

> 7.

> Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have

> a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses.

> Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

>

> 8.

> Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair

> around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by

> Lev.19:27. How should they die?

>

> 9.

> I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes

> me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

>

> 10.

> My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two

> different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing

> garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester

> blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really

> necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town

> together to stone them (Lev.24:10-16)? Couldn't we just burn them

> to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep

> with their in-laws (Lev. 20:14)?

>

> I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident

you can

> help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal

and

> unchanging.

>

> Your devoted disciple and adoring fan.

>

> Jake

>

> Well, in the land of endless possibilities (except some minor and

selected bibly

> restricitons) everything is possible... :-)

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, "texasbg2000

<Bigbobgraham@a...>" <Bigbobgraham@a...> wrote:

> you're right David this really is funny.

 

It *is* really funny.

 

Thank God that He would never sentence us

to interpretations

of who He is.

 

He has totally cut out the need for any middle man

of any kind. (what a Guy)

 

When His Son revealed that,

he was murdered.

 

Some people will always prefer perception

over Knowledge.

 

What is Knowledge?

I don't know anything about that.

 

I'm stuck with perception.

 

Here God,

take my perception

You know better than me...

 

David

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THE FATHER, THE SON AND THE HOLY GHOST

Bhau Kalchuri

 

Godhood is the state of the Self-Realized human being. In the state

of Godhood there are three aspects — the Father, the Son and the Holy

Ghost. The state of the Father is Nirvikalp-Samadhi, and there is

only God-Consciousness and no consciousness of the creation. The

experience of the human being in the state of Nirvikalp-Samadhi is "I

am God and there is nothing besides me. I alone exist." The creation

exists in non-existence, therefore, the creation does not exist in

the experience of the Father state. "I am existence. I am self-

existent."

 

The state of the Son is Sahaj-Samadhi, and in this divine state there

is God-Consciousness plus the consciousness of all creation. The

experience of the human being in the state of Sahaj-Samadhi is "I am

God and I am everyone and everything." Though the creation exists in

non-existence, the creation only exists for this God-Realized person

as illusion, as his imagination. The experience of the Son state

is, "I am existence. Creation is my shadow."

 

The Avatar is eternally in the state of the Son, and his eternal

experience is "I am God and I am Everyone and everything." As God,

the Avatar enjoys Infinite Bliss, Power and Knowledge, but, as

everyone and everything, he suffers in the infinite weakness and

infinite ignorance. The Avatar suffers because his experience is not

of everyone and everything, but he has become everyone and

everything.

 

The Holy Ghost is actually everyone and everything. But the conscious

state of the Holy Ghost is not experienced until one has achieved the

state of the Son — Sahaj-Samadhi. The Jivan-Muktas and Sadgurus also

experience Sahaj-Samadhi, "I am God and I am everyone and

everything," but these God-Realized human beings do not become

everyone and everything as the Avatar does.

 

The spiritual duty of the Avatar is to take on responsibility for

everyone and everything. The Jivan-Mukta has spiritual duty for one

other human being; the Perfect Master has spiritual duty to a number

of individuals, mainly his circle. But the Avatar alone has a

spiritual duty to fulfill to all.

 

The experience in Sahaj-Samadhi of "I am everyone and everything"

does not mean that one actually becomes everyone and everything after

God-Realization. This becoming of everyone and everything only

happens with the Avatar, who has to become not only one with all by

being responsible for all, but who has to actually become one and

all. The Jivan-Muktas and Sadgurus have become one with all, but only

the Avatar becomes one and all.

 

 

AVATAR OF THE AGE MEHER BABA MANIFESTING, pp. 174-175

Copyright 1985 Lawrence Reiter

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, "devianandi <devi@p...>"

<devi@p...> wrote:

> THE FATHER, THE SON AND THE HOLY GHOST

> Bhau Kalchuri

>

> Godhood is the state of the Self-Realized human being. In the state

> of Godhood there are three aspects — the Father, the Son and the

Holy

> Ghost. The state of the Father is Nirvikalp-Samadhi, and there is

> only God-Consciousness and no consciousness of the creation. The

> experience of the human being in the state of Nirvikalp-Samadhi

is "I

 

Namaste,

 

These are interesting concepts, and the state of avatar or

bodhisattva is an interesting subject. As far as I have learned these

being are supposed to be ordinary beings who put off final

liberation, with the one thought/desire to help suffering humanity.

 

They are I suppose at the state of the absorption with the

Goddess/Saguna Energy. A step on the way to complete moksha at death

of the body. Avatar means to cross down in sankrit and we are all

avatars essentially, except we are ignorant of the fact. A Jivanmukti

then who lives on is an avatar also. It is a concept for we are all

ultimately unreal.............ONS........Tony

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So profound was the concept and knowledge of God

amongst certain pagan peoples in the ancient world,

and in particular the Greek and Roman worlds, that a

controversy eventually arose and was to rage for many

centuries between those who propagated and preserved

that knowledge of God as the Creator, and those who

sought to destroy it by attributing the creation of

the universe to purely natural forces. The marked

similarity between that pagan controversy and the

controversy that rages today between creationists and

evolutionists is surprising and we shall be examining

that controversy in this chapter. But first we must

understand something of the sheer profundity of the

pagan philosophical concept of the one true God. We

meet with it in places as distant from each other as

the world is wide, and among cultures as socially and

politically diverse as those of ancient Greece and

China. For example, it is from the writings of the

Taoist Lao-tzu, who flourished in the China of the 6th

century BC, that the following profound statement

concerning the existence and some of the attributes of

God is taken:

 

'Before time, and throughout time, there has been a

self-existing being, eternal, infinite, complete,

omnipresent Outside this being, before the beginning,

there was nothing.' (1)

 

It was clearly from no copy of Genesis that Lao-tzu

could possibly have derived such an awareness of God.

But then as other pagan philosophers from different

cultures altogether were to add their convictions to

that of the Chinese sage Lao-tzu, (and that takes no

account of all those who lived before him), it becomes

immediately obvious that no such copy was necessary.

It would seem that, contrary to most of the

assumptions of modern psychology on the matter, the

knowledge of God is in fact and indeed innate within

the human soul. It is a built-in awareness that may

well be awakened and perfected with the reception of

God's Word, but it is certainly something that exists

quite independently of a knowledge of scripture. That

is not to say that it was admitted to or proclaimed

equally by all men in the ancient world. Many, of

course, denied it just as they deny it today, for

alongside every Lao-tzu who proclaimed the existence

of God in the world of ancient China, there was a

Kuo-Hsiang ready to dispute it:

 

'I venture to ask whether the creator is or is not. If

he is not, how can he create things? The creating of

things has no Lord; everything creates itself.' (2)

 

But such exceptions gloriously prove the rule. For the

existence of the Creator to be denied by one

philosopher, it first has to be expounded by another,

and the question that interests us here is where did

that knowledge come from? If not from scripture, which

was unknown to these peoples, then from where? If not

from Christian missionary teachers who did not yet

exist, then from whom? For, imperfect as the concept

of God may have been among the early pagans, it was

nevertheless very real, often profound, and can only

have been founded upon a body of knowledge that had

been preserved amongst the early races from a

particular point in history. What that point in

history was may become evident as our study proceeds

and as we meet with the families of humankind

dispersing from a single point around the globe. But

that it was profound and in many ways inspiring, can

hardly be denied, as the following ancient text from

Heliopolis in Egypt testifies:

 

'I am the creator of all things that exist...that came

forth from my mouth. Heaven and earth did not exist,

nor had been created the herbs of the ground nor the

creeping things. I raised them out of the primeval

abyss from a state of non-being...' (3)

 

It would not be overstating the case to say that the

Egyptian concept of a divine creation of the universe

was so strongly held that throughout Egypt it governed

every sphere of thought and action, political,

educational, philosophical and so on. And it is also

noteworthy to consider that there is no record

anywhere amongst the vast amount of literature to be

recovered from ancient Egypt, that suggests that this

view was ever challenged. Nowhere in all the long

history of Egypt do we find that a philosopher arose

who was prepared to propagate the notion that the

universe came into being through the agency of

non-divine forces and processes. There were indeed

other types of heretic and dissident, notably the

pharaoh Akhnaten who sought to bring all Egypt under

the persuasion that there was but one god instead of

the many that the Egyptians worshipped, but this was

hardly atheism or a materialist concept that denied

the place and reality of the Creator. (4) On the

contrary, it was an effort, albeit an unsuccessful

effort ultimately, on the part of Akhnaten to clear

away much of the theological dross and debris that had

obscured by his day the purity of the concept of such

a Creator.

 

Curiously, we meet with the same lack of challenge to

the creationist view almost throughout the ancient

literate world. For example, we encounter this same

absence of atheism or materialism in both Mesopotamia

and early Israel, where records make no mention at all

of any materialist thinker even by way of condemnation

or refutation, save perhaps the solitary biblical

observation that, 'the fool hath said in his heart,

there is no God'. (5) This, of course, presupposes the

existence of such fools at the time the statement was

written, ca 1000 BC, yet not a shadow of a controversy

has come down to us that so much as hints that the

prevailing creationist view was ever challenged or

even questioned in the ancient Middle East, so

strongly was it held to in that region of the earth at

least. And that is a notable fact that no one, to my

knowledge, has ever sought to examine. (6) Indeed, in

every major culture throughout the ancient world of

which we have any record, the overwhelming consensus

was that the universe had been created by often a

single and usually supreme divine being (even in

notoriously polytheistic cultures). But more

remarkably, each culture was capable of expressing a

view of the Creator that was not always perverse even

though it flourished in the midst of an aggressive and

thoroughly perverse paganism. For example, amongst the

early Greeks we have in the Theogony of Hesiod (8th

century BC) an account of the creation of the world

that bears unmistakable and remarkably close

similarities with the Genesis account:

 

--- "saktidasa <saktidasa"

<saktidasa wrote:

> , "devianandi

> <devi@p...>"

> <devi@p...> wrote:

> > THE FATHER, THE SON AND THE HOLY GHOST

> > Bhau Kalchuri

 

 

 

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, grady little <gradyll>

wrote:

> So profound was the concept and knowledge of God

> amongst certain pagan peoples in the ancient world,

 

Namaste,

 

I don 't want to be a minimalist or absolutist on this issue. Of

course,

almost all myths and legends have some tiny kernel of truth, but even

finding

that kernel does not eliminate the mythical nature of the stories.

Without

becoming long too winded, let me just say that we have no

archaeological or

archival evidence for an Egyptian exodus, nor for a Cannanite

conquest by

outsiders. For most of Palestinian history before the Assyrian period,

Palestine was a part of the Egyptian Empire, fortified by Egyptian

outposts all

along its borders. In all liklihood these ancient legendary

traditions you call

upon probably did exist, but most likely they recalled incidents

within

Palestine itself (which was controlled by Egypt). The momentum in

this field is

toward belief that Judaism arose within Palestine via existing

indigeneous

Semites.

The outside influences (which are considerable) found within the Old

Testament are virtually devoid of Egyptian influence and are mostly

derivitive

of Babylonian myths. The survival of baby Moses comes from the

similar story of

the birth of Sargon, the Akkadian ruler. The first verses of Genesis

are

derivitive of the Babylonian Enuma Elish, The Flood and the

snake/Eve/Apple

story all come from the Sumerian Epic of Gilgamish. The tower of

Babel is

clearly derivitive of the ziggurats of Babylon. Even the Laws of the

Pentateuch, including purity ritual laws, have been shown to be

consistent with

the imperially mandated constitution and laws of the ruling

Achaemenid elite in

Babylon during the 4th and 3rd century BCE. Many classical Jewish

sentiments

(eye for an eye, etc.) are found within the Laws of Hammurabi, the

Babylonian

King. The genre of the Apocalypse literature later borrowed by the

Jews was

first invented in Persia and is demonstrated best in the Akkadian

Prophecies

and the Dynastic Prophecies. As you probably suspect, my background

is in these

ancient literatures. My problem with your pre-existing legendary

tradition idea

is that I can find, in virtually every case, a pre-existent myth

within the

Babylonian/Sumerian/Persian melieu that almost identically pre-sages

the later

Hebrew myths. Given that the intellectual Hebrew elite lived out

their exile

years within the highly literate Babylonian culture, I have a hard

time finding

ANYTHING historical that is inherently Jewish. For me, the Hebrew

culture was

history's greatest borrower. I don't mean this as a bad thing. Let's

face it,

they're still trucking and the Babylonians and Sumerians are all long

gone.

 

Rod Green

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Rod,

 

A little off subject, but.....

Do you know where I can get my hands on

sanskrit writings about caravans on the

old silk road 100BCE - 100 AD?

Where does one obtain ancient writings?

 

Is there any truth to Jesus

having been in such a caravan?

 

I'm also interested in any writings

on the spread of Indian religions

to the middle East from the silk road.

And anything on Lake Urmia.

 

I'm trying to piece together

what it was like in a caravan of that time

period and write a historic fiction.

Has this been done, that you know of?

 

Bob

 

 

 

 

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, Robert Lippert

<rslippert> wrote:

> Rod,

>

> A little off subject, but.....

> Do you know where I can get my hands on

> sanskrit writings about caravans on the

> old silk road 100BCE - 100 AD?

> Where does one obtain ancient writings?

>

> Is there any truth to Jesus

> having been in such a caravan?

>

> I'm also interested in any writings

> on the spread of Indian religions

> to the middle East from the silk road.

> And anything on Lake Urmia.

>

> I'm trying to piece together

> what it was like in a caravan of that time

> period and write a historic fiction.

> Has this been done, that you know of?

>

> Bob

 

Namaste,

 

There were Buddhist installations in Alexandria and other places in

the ME. Mostly set up by Asoka, however Alexander also introduced

some into the area.

 

It is believed Jesus did take a caravan to India in his teens, this

was rumoured to be one of Joseph of Arimethea's........ONS....Tony.

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