Guest guest Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 Hello Dear Sangha: Could we please share the good jokes today if you have any. Don't have to be original. Stealing material is allowed. Laughter is good medicine and can brighten a day! May our days be bright and clear and Stars and Mars be visible at night! Love, Harsha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 Respected sir, I always remember the joke about Advaitha: One day when Sri Adi Samkara Bhagavatpujyapada was going an elephant was coming opposite him - probably to attack him - and then my most beloved master climbed up a nearby tree. A nearby man saw this and asked him ," why are you running away,oh most venerable sage?Is this elephant not an illusion ?" " gajam midhya,palayanam midhya. 'The elephant is an illusion and so also the fleeing away from it'", said my master and got down after the elephant went away. This saying has become a proverb in our culture. Yours in Sri Samkara Bhagavatpujyapada's oceanic love, Chilukuri Bhuvaneswar On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 Harsha wrote : >Hello Dear Sangha: > >Could we please share the good jokes today if you have any. Don't >have to be original. > >Stealing material is allowed. > >Laughter is good medicine and can brighten a day! > >May our days be bright and clear and Stars and Mars be visible at >night! > >Love, >Harsha _ Art meets Army ; Swapna Weds Capt. Rajsekhar. Find interesting matches on Rediff Matchmaker ! Visit http://matchmaker.rediff.com?1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 Respected sir, I always remember the joke about Advaitha: One day when Sri Adi Samkara Bhagavatpujyapada was going an elephant was coming opposite him - probably to attack him - and then my most beloved master climbed up a nearby tree. A nearby man saw this and asked him ," why are you running away,oh most venerable sage?Is this elephant not an illusion ?" " gajam midhya,palayanam midhya. 'The elephant is an illusion and so also the fleeing away from it'", said my master and got down after the elephant went away. This saying has become a proverb in our culture. Yours in Sri Samkara Bhagavatpujyapada's oceanic love, Chilukuri Bhuvaneswar On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 Harsha wrote : >Hello Dear Sangha: > >Could we please share the good jokes today if you have any. Don't >have to be original. > >Stealing material is allowed. > >Laughter is good medicine and can brighten a day! > >May our days be bright and clear and Stars and Mars be visible at >night! > >Love, >Harsha _ Art meets Army ; Swapna Weds Capt. Rajsekhar. Find interesting matches on Rediff Matchmaker ! Visit http://matchmaker.rediff.com?1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 Respected Sir, I have some American humour for you to enjoy - taken from another group SYSfling. Enjoy it!!! Proverbiallinguists, Bhuvaneswar Chilukuri <bhuvaneswarc> wrote: My dear Proverbiallinguists, To laugh away the heat and cool off, here is a summer special for you!!! Relax and enjoy the humour! Message: 1 "ChRIS CLEiRIGh" <chris_cleirigh@h...> sys-func@l... Mon, 23 Jun 2003 16:44:13 +1000 [sys-func] humour only Church Notice Board For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar. Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice. Please remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow. Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa. Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals." Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again" giving obvious pleasure to the congregation. "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands." The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict. The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water" The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus" Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say hell to someone who doesn't care much about you. Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days. Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered. Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch. The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility. The Outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church. Evening massage - 6:00 p.m. The audience was asked to remain seated until the end of the recession. Ushers will eat latecomers. The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment The Rev. Merriweather spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience. During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J. F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit. Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's A Terrible Experience." Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice. Stewardship Offertory: "Jesus Paid It All" The music for today's service was all composed by George Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth. The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored all evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her. 22 members were present at the meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why. Today's sermon: HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK? with hymns from a full choir. (On a church bulletin during the minister's illness:) GOD IS GOOD! Dr. Hargreaves is better. The 1997 Spring Council retreat will be hell May 10 and 11. Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary. Advertisements Wanted: Mother's helper, peasant working conditions. Wanted: 3-year-old teacher needed for preschool; Experience preferred. Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink. Our experienced Mum will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals and smacks included. Dinner Special - Chicken or Beef £2.25; Turkey £2.35; Children £2.00 Dog For Sale: Eats anything; especially fond of children. Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in. Services Ears pierced - while you wait! Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it. Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home too. Auto Repair Service. Free pickup and delivery. Try us once, and you'll never go anywhere again. Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating. And now, the Superstore - unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience. We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in you home for £1. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand. Vacation Special: have your home exterminated. Illiterate? Write for free information. ______________________ Send free SMS using the Messenger. Go to http://in.mobile./new/pc/ --- End forwarded message --- On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 Harsha wrote : >Hello Dear Sangha: > >Could we please share the good jokes today if you have any. Don't >have to be original. > >Stealing material is allowed. > >Laughter is good medicine and can brighten a day! > >May our days be bright and clear and Stars and Mars be visible at >night! > >Love, >Harsha _ Art meets Army ; Swapna Weds Capt. Rajsekhar. Find interesting matches on Rediff Matchmaker ! Visit http://matchmaker.rediff.com?1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 Respected Sir, I have some American humour for you to enjoy - taken from another group SYSfling. Enjoy it!!! Proverbiallinguists, Bhuvaneswar Chilukuri <bhuvaneswarc> wrote: My dear Proverbiallinguists, To laugh away the heat and cool off, here is a summer special for you!!! Relax and enjoy the humour! Message: 1 "ChRIS CLEiRIGh" <chris_cleirigh@h...> sys-func@l... Mon, 23 Jun 2003 16:44:13 +1000 [sys-func] humour only Church Notice Board For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar. Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice. Please remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow. Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa. Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals." Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again" giving obvious pleasure to the congregation. "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands." The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict. The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water" The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus" Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say hell to someone who doesn't care much about you. Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days. Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered. Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch. The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility. The Outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church. Evening massage - 6:00 p.m. The audience was asked to remain seated until the end of the recession. Ushers will eat latecomers. The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment The Rev. Merriweather spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience. During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J. F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit. Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's A Terrible Experience." Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice. Stewardship Offertory: "Jesus Paid It All" The music for today's service was all composed by George Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth. The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored all evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her. 22 members were present at the meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why. Today's sermon: HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK? with hymns from a full choir. (On a church bulletin during the minister's illness:) GOD IS GOOD! Dr. Hargreaves is better. The 1997 Spring Council retreat will be hell May 10 and 11. Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary. Advertisements Wanted: Mother's helper, peasant working conditions. Wanted: 3-year-old teacher needed for preschool; Experience preferred. Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink. Our experienced Mum will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals and smacks included. Dinner Special - Chicken or Beef £2.25; Turkey £2.35; Children £2.00 Dog For Sale: Eats anything; especially fond of children. Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in. Services Ears pierced - while you wait! Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it. Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home too. Auto Repair Service. Free pickup and delivery. Try us once, and you'll never go anywhere again. Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating. And now, the Superstore - unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience. We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in you home for £1. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand. Vacation Special: have your home exterminated. Illiterate? Write for free information. ______________________ Send free SMS using the Messenger. Go to http://in.mobile./new/pc/ --- End forwarded message --- On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 Harsha wrote : >Hello Dear Sangha: > >Could we please share the good jokes today if you have any. Don't >have to be original. > >Stealing material is allowed. > >Laughter is good medicine and can brighten a day! > >May our days be bright and clear and Stars and Mars be visible at >night! > >Love, >Harsha _ Art meets Army ; Swapna Weds Capt. Rajsekhar. Find interesting matches on Rediff Matchmaker ! Visit http://matchmaker.rediff.com?1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 Thank you very much Sri Chilukuri! These are very funny indeed! I will print them out. Love to all Harsha bhuvan eswar chilukuri wrote: Respected Sir, I have some American humour for you to enjoy - taken from another group SYSfling. Enjoy it!!! Proverbiallinguists, Bhuvaneswar Chilukuri <bhuvaneswarc> wrote: My dear Proverbiallinguists, To laugh away the heat and cool off, here is a summer special for you!!! Relax and enjoy the humour! Message: 1 "ChRIS CLEiRIGh" <chris_cleirigh@h...> sys-func@l... Mon, 23 Jun 2003 16:44:13 +1000 [sys-func] humour only Church Notice Board For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar. Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice. Please remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow. Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa. Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals." Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again" giving obvious pleasure to the congregation. "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands." The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict. The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water" The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus" Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say hell to someone who doesn't care much about you. Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days. Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered. Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch. The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility. The Outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church. Evening massage - 6:00 p.m. The audience was asked to remain seated until the end of the recession. Ushers will eat latecomers. The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment The Rev. Merriweather spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience. During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J. F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit. Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's A Terrible Experience." Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice. Stewardship Offertory: "Jesus Paid It All" The music for today's service was all composed by George Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth. The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored all evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her. 22 members were present at the meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why. Today's sermon: HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK? with hymns from a full choir. (On a church bulletin during the minister's illness:) GOD IS GOOD! Dr. Hargreaves is better. The 1997 Spring Council retreat will be hell May 10 and 11. Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary. Advertisements Wanted: Mother's helper, peasant working conditions. Wanted: 3-year-old teacher needed for preschool; Experience preferred. Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink. Our experienced Mum will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals and smacks included. Dinner Special - Chicken or Beef £2.25; Turkey £2.35; Children £2.00 Dog For Sale: Eats anything; especially fond of children. Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in. Services Ears pierced - while you wait! Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it. Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home too. Auto Repair Service. Free pickup and delivery. Try us once, and you'll never go anywhere again. Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating. And now, the Superstore - unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience. We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in you home for £1. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand. Vacation Special: have your home exterminated. Illiterate? Write for free information. ______________________ Send free SMS using the Messenger. Go to http://in.mobile./new/pc/ --- End forwarded message --- On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 Harsha wrote : >Hello Dear Sangha: > >Could we please share the good jokes today if you have any. Don't >have to be original. > >Stealing material is allowed. > >Laughter is good medicine and can brighten a day! > >May our days be bright and clear and Stars and Mars be visible at >night! > >Love, >Harsha _ Art meets Army ; Swapna Weds Capt. Rajsekhar. Find interesting matches on Rediff Matchmaker ! Visit http://matchmaker.rediff.com?1 /join "Love itself is the actual form of God." Sri Ramana In "Letters from Sri Ramanasramam" by Suri Nagamma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 , "bhuvan eswar chilukuri" <bhuvaneswarc@r...> wrote: > Respected sir, > > I always remember the joke about Advaitha: > > One day when Sri Adi Samkara Bhagavatpujyapada was going an > elephant was coming opposite him - probably to attack him - and > then my most beloved master climbed up a nearby tree. > > A nearby man saw this and asked him ," why are you running away,oh > most venerable sage?Is this elephant not an illusion ?" > > " gajam midhya,palayanam midhya. 'The elephant is an illusion and > so also the fleeing away from it'", said my master and got down > after the elephant went away. > > This saying has become a proverb in our culture. > > Yours in Sri Samkara Bhagavatpujyapada's oceanic love, > > Chilukuri Bhuvaneswar the master climbing the tree said: sure i know the elephant is an illusion but better keep on the safe side in case he forgot it ooouuuuuaaaahhhh!!! .:-()()()()()()()()()() (eric is back from the sea holidays and there was a perfect drop of unsalted water to swin in, ... and know it follows me around so transparent there is nothing to see beyond it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 29, 2003 Report Share Posted August 29, 2003 It is my pleasure , sir! I am grateful to Chris for the post. Yours lotusfully, Chilukuri bhuvaneswar On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 Harsha wrote : >Thank you very much Sri Chilukuri! > >These are very funny indeed! I will print them out. > >Love to all >Harsha > >bhuvan eswar chilukuri wrote: > >> >> >>Respected Sir, >> >>I have some American humour for you to enjoy - taken from >>another >>group SYSfling. >> >>Enjoy it!!! >> >> >>Proverbiallinguists, Bhuvaneswar >>Chilukuri >><bhuvaneswarc> wrote: >> >> My dear Proverbiallinguists, >> >>To laugh away the heat and cool off, here is a summer >>special for you!!! >> >>Relax and enjoy the humour! >> >>Message: 1 >> "ChRIS CLEiRIGh" <chris_cleirigh@h...> >>sys-func@l... >>Mon, 23 Jun 2003 16:44:13 +1000 >>[sys-func] humour only >> >>Church Notice Board >> >>For those of you who have children and don't know it, >>we have a nursery >>downstairs. >> >>Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help >> >>This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to >>come forward and lay an >>egg on the altar. >> >>Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to >>defray the cost of the new >>carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new >>carpet will come >>forward and do so. >> >>At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will >>be "What is Hell?" >>Come early and listen to our choir practice. >> >>Please remember in prayer the many who are sick of our >>church and community. >> >>Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication >>to follow. >> >>Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be >>speaking tonight at Calvary >>Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear >>Bertha Belch all the way >> from Africa. >> >>Announcement in the church bulletin for a National >>PRAYER & FASTING >>Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and >>Prayer conference >>includes meals." >> >>Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way >>again" giving obvious >>pleasure to the congregation. >> >>"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance >>to get rid of those >>things not worth keeping around the house. Don't >>forget your husbands." >> >>The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been >>cancelled due to a >>conflict. >> >>The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water" >>The sermon tonight: >>"Searching for Jesus" >> >>Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors >>for more >>transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and >>requests tapes of >>Pastor Jack's sermons. >> >>Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say hell to >>someone who doesn't care >>much about you. >> >>Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on >>October 24 in the church. So >>ends a friendship that began in their school days. >> >>Please place your donation in the envelope along with >>the deceased person(s) >>you want remembered. >> >>Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and >>heave a healthy lunch. >> >>The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb >>entertainment, and >>gracious hostility. >> >>The Outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to >>make calls on people who >>are not afflicted with any church. >> >>Evening massage - 6:00 p.m. >> >>The audience was asked to remain seated until the end >>of the recession. >> >>Ushers will eat latecomers. >> >>The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung >>without musical >>accomplishment >> >>The Rev. Merriweather spoke briefly, much to the >>delight of the audience. >> >>During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare >>privilege of hearing a >>good sermon when J. F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit. >> >>Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the >>morning service. The pastor >>will then speak on "It's A Terrible Experience." >> >>Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing >>services will be >>discontinued until further notice. >> >>Stewardship Offertory: "Jesus Paid It All" >> >>The music for today's service was all composed by >>George Friedrich Handel in >>celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth. >> >>The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great >>success. Special thanks are >>due to the minister's daughter, who labored all >>evening at the piano, which >>as usual fell upon her. >> >>22 members were present at the meeting held at the >>home of Mrs. Marsha >>Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. >>Rankin sang a duet, The >>Lord Knows Why. >> >>Today's sermon: HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK? with hymns >> from a full choir. >> >>(On a church bulletin during the minister's illness:) >>GOD IS GOOD! Dr. >>Hargreaves is better. >> >>The 1997 Spring Council retreat will be hell May 10 >>and 11. >> >>Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church >>secretary. >> >> >>Advertisements >> >>Wanted: Mother's helper, peasant working conditions. >> >>Wanted: 3-year-old teacher needed for preschool; >>Experience preferred. >> >>Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or >>drink. >> >>Our experienced Mum will care for your child. Fenced >>yard, meals and smacks >>included. >> >>Dinner Special - Chicken or Beef £2.25; Turkey £2.35; >>Children £2.00 >> >>Dog For Sale: Eats anything; especially fond of >>children. >> >>Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the >>Serena Lodge. Swim in the >>lovely pool while you drink it all in. >> >> >> >>Services >> >>Ears pierced - while you wait! >> >>Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it. >> >>Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get >>an extra pair to take >>home too. >> >>Auto Repair Service. Free pickup and delivery. Try us >>once, and you'll never >>go anywhere again. >> >>Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round >>bottom for efficient >>beating. >> >>And now, the Superstore - unequaled in size, unmatched >>in variety, unrivaled >>inconvenience. >> >>We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in >>you home for £1. >> >>We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it >>carefully by hand. >> >>Vacation Special: have your home exterminated. >> >>Illiterate? Write for free information. >> >> >> >> >>______________________ >>Send free SMS using the Messenger. Go to >>http://in.mobile./new/pc/ >>--- End forwarded message --- >> >> >> >> >> >> >>On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 Harsha wrote : >> >Hello Dear Sangha: >> > >> >Could we please share the good jokes today if you have any. >>Don't >> >have to be original. >> > >> >Stealing material is allowed. >> > >> >Laughter is good medicine and can brighten a day! >> > >> >May our days be bright and clear and Stars and Mars be visible >>at >> >night! >> > >> >Love, >> >Harsha >> >>_ >>Art meets Army ; Swapna Weds Capt. Rajsekhar. >>Find interesting matches on Rediff Matchmaker ! >>Visit http://matchmaker.rediff.com?1 >> >> >> Sponsor >><http://rd./M=259395.3614674.4902533.1261774/D=egroupweb/S=1705060955\ :HM/A=1524963/R=0/SIG=12o885gmo/*http://hits.411web.com/cgi-bin/autoredir?camp=5\ 56&lineid=3614674∝=egroupweb&pos=HM> >> >> >>/join >> >> >> >> >> >>"Love itself is the actual form of God." >> >>Sri Ramana >> >>In "Letters from Sri Ramanasramam" by Suri Nagamma >> >> Terms of >>Service <>. > _ Art meets Army ; Swapna Weds Capt. Rajsekhar. Find interesting matches on Rediff Matchmaker ! Visit http://matchmaker.rediff.com?1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 29, 2003 Report Share Posted August 29, 2003 EkaKUKUUUUooo!!! You sure know how to spin humour out of maya! Please try some prohumourverbs for the Proverbiallinguists We are only waiting for you to join us! Love, Chilukuri Bhuvaneswar ote: Forwarded message attached -- Orignal Message -- "ekaku00" <peaceisit Re: Humor and stuff _ Art meets Army ; Swapna Weds Capt. Rajsekhar. Find interesting matches on Rediff Matchmaker ! Visit http://matchmaker.rediff.com?1 "ekaku00" peaceisit Re: Humor and stuff , "bhuvan eswar chilukuri" <bhuvaneswarc@r...> wrote: > Respected sir, > > I always remember the joke about Advaitha: > > One day when Sri Adi Samkara Bhagavatpujyapada was going an > elephant was coming opposite him - probably to attack him - and > then my most beloved master climbed up a nearby tree. > > A nearby man saw this and asked him ," why are you running away,oh > most venerable sage?Is this elephant not an illusion ?" > > " gajam midhya,palayanam midhya. 'The elephant is an illusion and > so also the fleeing away from it'", said my master and got down > after the elephant went away. > > This saying has become a proverb in our culture. > > Yours in Sri Samkara Bhagavatpujyapada's oceanic love, > > Chilukuri Bhuvaneswar the master climbing the tree said: sure i know the elephant is an illusion but better keep on the safe side in case he forgot it ooouuuuuaaaahhhh!!! .:-()()()()()()()()()() (eric is back from the sea holidays and there was a perfect drop of unsalted water to swin in, ... and know it follows me around so transparent there is nothing to see beyond it) /join "Love itself is the actual form of God." Sri Ramana In "Letters from Sri Ramanasramam" by Suri Nagamma Your use of is subject to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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