Guest guest Posted July 1, 2004 Report Share Posted July 1, 2004 A Jewish grandma and her grandson are at the beach.He is playing in the water, she is standing on the shore not wanting to gether feet wet, when all of a sudden, a huge wave appears from nowhere andcrashes directly over the spot where the boy is wading.The water recedes and the boy is no longer there. He has simply vanished.She holds her hands to the sky, screams and cries,"Lord, how could you? Haven't I been a wonderful grandmother? Haven't Ibeen a wonderful mother? Haven't I kept a kosher home? Haven't I given toB'nai B'rith? Haven't I given to Hadassah? Haven't I lit candles everyFriday night? Haven't I tried my very best to live a life that you would beproud of?"A voice booms from the sky, "Okay, okay!"A few minutes later another huge wave appears out of nowhere and crashes onthe beach. As the water recedes, the boy is standing there, smiling,splashing around as if nothing had ever happened.The voice booms again. "I have returned your grandson. Are you satisfied?"She responds, "He had a hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 1, 2004 Report Share Posted July 1, 2004 That's good Sam. The one you posted earlier about this guy who rushed to his car was a good one too. Sam [s.Pasiencier (AT) planet (DOT) nl] Thursday, July 01, 2004 7:22 AMSubject: Fw: The splash A Jewish grandma and her grandson are at the beach.He is playing in the water, she is standing on the shore not wanting to gether feet wet, when all of a sudden, a huge wave appears from nowhere andcrashes directly over the spot where the boy is wading.The water recedes and the boy is no longer there. He has simply vanished.She holds her hands to the sky, screams and cries,"Lord, how could you? Haven't I been a wonderful grandmother? Haven't Ibeen a wonderful mother? Haven't I kept a kosher home? Haven't I given toB'nai B'rith? Haven't I given to Hadassah? Haven't I lit candles everyFriday night? Haven't I tried my very best to live a life that you would beproud of?"A voice booms from the sky, "Okay, okay!"A few minutes later another huge wave appears out of nowhere and crashes onthe beach. As the water recedes, the boy is standing there, smiling,splashing around as if nothing had ever happened.The voice booms again. "I have returned your grandson. Are you satisfied?"She responds, "He had a hat./join "Love itself is the actual form of God."Sri RamanaIn "Letters from Sri Ramanasramam" by Suri Nagamma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 1, 2004 Report Share Posted July 1, 2004 , Sam <S.Pasiencier@p...> wrote: > > A Jewish grandma and her grandson are at the beach. > He is playing in the water, she is standing on the shore not wanting to get > her feet wet, when all of a sudden, a huge wave appears from nowhere and > crashes directly over the spot where the boy is wading. > The water recedes and the boy is no longer there. He has simply vanished. > She holds her hands to the sky, screams and cries, > "Lord, how could you? Haven't I been a wonderful grandmother? Haven't I > been a wonderful mother? Haven't I kept a kosher home? Haven't I given to > B'nai B'rith? Haven't I given to Hadassah? Haven't I lit candles every > Friday night? Haven't I tried my very best to live a life that you would be > proud of?" > A voice booms from the sky, "Okay, okay!" > A few minutes later another huge wave appears out of nowhere and crashes on > the beach. As the water recedes, the boy is standing there, smiling, > splashing around as if nothing had ever happened. > The voice booms again. "I have returned your grandson. Are you satisfied?" > She responds, "He had a hat. Namaste, Who told you that story about my Jewish Grandmother? She didn't like B'Nai B'Rith though.............ONS..Tony.I still have the hat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 1, 2004 Report Share Posted July 1, 2004 op 01-07-2004 17:202236 schreef Tony OClery op aoclery : , Sam <S.Pasiencier@p...> wrote: > > A Jewish grandma and her grandson are at the beach. > He is playing in the water, she is standing on the shore not wanting to get > her feet wet, when all of a sudden, a huge wave appears from nowhere and > crashes directly over the spot where the boy is wading. > The water recedes and the boy is no longer there. He has simply vanished. > She holds her hands to the sky, screams and cries, > "Lord, how could you? Haven't I been a wonderful grandmother? Haven't I > been a wonderful mother? Haven't I kept a kosher home? Haven't I given to > B'nai B'rith? Haven't I given to Hadassah? Haven't I lit candles every > Friday night? Haven't I tried my very best to live a life that you would be > proud of?" > A voice booms from the sky, "Okay, okay!" > A few minutes later another huge wave appears out of nowhere and crashes on > the beach. As the water recedes, the boy is standing there, smiling, > splashing around as if nothing had ever happened. > The voice booms again. "I have returned your grandson. Are you satisfied?" > She responds, "He had a hat. Namaste, Who told you that story about my Jewish Grandmother? She didn't like B'Nai B'Rith though.............ONS..Tony.I still have the hat! Did God give it back to you??? Mamastea, Sam /join "Love itself is the actual form of God." Sri Ramana In "Letters from Sri Ramanasramam" by Suri Nagamma Sponsor / <?subject=Un> Terms of Service <> . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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