Joke Senor

[Guest guest]

Mexican Jews

 

Two Jewish men, "Sid" and "Al" were sitting in a Mexican

restaurant.

Sid asked Al, "Are there any people of our faith born and raised

in

Mexico?"

Al replied, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."

 

When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Mexican

Jews?"

and the waiter said, "I don't know Senor, I'll ask the cooks."

 

He returned from the kitchen in a few minutes and said "No sir,

no

Mexican

Jews."

 

Al wasn't really satisfied with that and asked, "Are you

absolutely

sure?"

The waiter, realizing he was dealing with "Gringos" gave the

expected answer, "I will check again, Senor!" and went back into

the

kitchen.

 

While the waiter was away, Sid said, "I find it hard to believe that

there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered

everywhere."

 

The waiter returned and said, "Senor, the head cook says "No

Mexican

Jews!"

 

"Are you certain?" Al asked once again, "I can't believe there

are no

Mexican Jews!"

 

"Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replied the exasperated waiter. "We

have

orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews, but no one

ever

hear of Mexican Jews!"