Guest guest Posted August 1, 2004 Report Share Posted August 1, 2004 Where is God? In a certain suburban neighborhood, there were two brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievous. Whatever went wrong in the neighborhood, it turned out they had a hand in it. Their parents were at their wits' end trying to control them. Hearing about a priest nearby who worked with delinquent boys, the mother suggested to the father that they ask the priest to talk with the boys. The mother went to the priest and made her request. He agreed, but said he wanted to see the younger boy first and alone. So the mother sent him to the priest. The priest sat the boy down across a huge, impressive desk he sat behind. For about five minutes they just sat and stared at each other. Finally, the priest pointed his forefinger at the boy and asked, "Where is God ?" The boy looked under the desk, in the corners of the room, all around, but said nothing. Again, louder, the priest pointed at the boy and asked, "Where is God ?" Again the boy looked all around but said nothing. A third time, in a louder, firmer voice, the priest leaned far across the desk and put his forefinger almost to the boy's nose, and asked, "Where is God ?" The boy panicked and ran all the way home. Finding his older brother, he dragged him upstairs to their room and into the closet, where they usually plotted their mischief. He finally said, "We are in BIG trouble." The older boy asked, "What do you mean, BIG trouble?" His brother replied, "God is missing and they think we did it." Love, Joyce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 3, 2004 Report Share Posted August 3, 2004 , "Lady Joyce" <shaantih@c...> wrote: > Where is God? > In a certain suburban neighborhood, there were two brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievous. Whatever went wrong in the neighborhood, it turned out they had a hand in it. Their parents were at their wits' end trying to control them. Hearing about a priest nearby who worked with delinquent boys, the mother suggested to the father that they ask the priest to talk with the boys. > > The mother went to the priest and made her request. He agreed, but said he wanted to see the younger boy first and alone. So the mother sent him to the priest. > > The priest sat the boy down across a huge, impressive desk he sat behind. For about five minutes they just sat and stared at each other. Finally, the priest pointed his forefinger at the boy and asked, "Where is God ?" > > The boy looked under the desk, in the corners of the room, all around, but said nothing. > > Again, louder, the priest pointed at the boy and asked, "Where is God ?" > > Again the boy looked all around but said nothing. > > A third time, in a louder, firmer voice, the priest leaned far across the desk and put his forefinger almost to the boy's nose, and asked, "Where is God ?" > > The boy panicked and ran all the way home. Finding his older brother, he dragged him upstairs to their room and into the closet, where they usually plotted their mischief. > > He finally said, "We are in BIG trouble." > The older boy asked, "What do you mean, BIG trouble?" > His brother replied, "God is missing and they think we did it." > > > > Love, > > > > Joyce > ) "where does god reside?" asked elementary school teacher the kids. "in our toilet!" replied little joe triumphantly. "wwwhat?!" the teacher was shocked. "why do you think so?!" "well, every morning i hear how my dad bangs on the toilet door and asks: "oh my god, are you still in there?" said joe... yosy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 3, 2004 Report Share Posted August 3, 2004 , "yosyx" <yosyflug@0...> wrote: > , "Lady Joyce" <shaantih@c...> > wrote: Namaste, If one believed in the illusion of a God or Iswara, one could be insulted by these 'jokes'. However I am not, but the only comment I have is they reveal much more about the psychology of people posting them than they do about children or God....Even though they no doubt are amusing if told with delivery..hahahahah.........ONS...Tony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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