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David:

 

Cannot speak...too many tears in my eyes from howling with laughter...

 

Oh God...

 

I have been there...to IKEA

 

Korea's gift to humankind...

 

Sort of a twisted joke about design and furnishing...

 

Oh, and it all falls apart, too...I have warned folks but they did not

heed...

 

I too like a bit of soul.

 

I make my own furniture when I can...or find either old American and

European antiques with just the right amount of human touch still imprinted in

the

wood...

 

Real wood, real oil, real leather or fabrics...

 

I still own my mom's dining table and chairs which I lovingly reupholstered

myself...it's an early American maple set...with this amazing glowing honey

maple finish that just says "here is a place to put the best of your meals!"

 

But, I beg to differ about the conclusion of your story...

 

You did find something with soul...

 

Several somethings in fact...

 

The lady at the store with real furniture made from real wood...

 

Your own sense of who and what you are...what you love and admire in the

world around you...

 

And of course,

 

There's all of us just rolling on the floor laughing along with you...

 

And that could only happen if we are in harmony with you...

 

The scary thing is that some rare pieces of IKEA that survive by some fluke

will in the future fetch huge sums of money as "Antiques."

 

Shudder!

 

 

Peace,

 

Zenbob

 

 

 

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I went to this huge place called 'IKEA' today.

I had never heard of it before.

 

I have been remodeling my bathroom for a number of months now

and I was looking for a lovely piece of furniture

with some soul

to drop a sink into.

 

This place was surreal.

 

I couldn't believe it.

 

It was like the size of 2 or 3 Home Depots

(which are like the size of like 3 football fields)

with *2* levels.

 

One level for crap.

And another level for still more crap.

 

Everything in this weird place was made up of particle board.

(cardboard that's a little bit harder)

 

You name it.

 

Kitchen cupboards.

Cabinets.

Tables.

Dressers.

More tables,

entertainment centers

bookshelves

and still more tables

all made up of particle board.

 

I even think the employees

were made of particle board.

 

The funny thing about this

is that there were about 5 thousand people there

all roaming around the rooms

composed and decorated

with particle board furniture and whatnot

like zombies.

 

They seemed excited.

 

Enthralled even.

 

I didn't check

but I bet some even wet their pants.

 

Many were on cell phones

talking to loved ones

about what they were going to buy,

and what color

and how many shelves

and so on...

 

I left.

 

I was looking for something real.

 

Something with some soul.

 

Some character.

 

A few exits down the interstate

I found a huge furniture store

(not nearly as huge as IKEA though, I don't think the moon is as big as

IKEA)

 

It had *real* wood furniture!

 

No one was in there.

 

A nice lady from New York country

tried to help me find

my piece with soul.

 

She really, really tried.

 

We didn't find it.

 

But I told her I gave her an A+ for effort though.

 

She gave me her card

and she gave me a tip

about an antique place.

 

She told me

I would find what I was looking for there.

 

I didn't go yet

but I have a feeling she may be right.

 

Well,

getting to the point of my story,

I think that the world is like my experience today too.

 

Everyone wants crap

but no one really wants

what is real,

 

what has soul

 

and what endures...

 

 

peace

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, zen2wrk@a... wrote:

> I make my own furniture when I can...or find either old American

> and European antiques with just the right amount of human touch

> still imprinted in the wood...

>

> Real wood, real oil, real leather or fabrics...

>

> I still own my mom's dining table and chairs which I lovingly

> reupholstered

> myself...it's an early American maple set...with this amazing

> glowing honey

> maple finish that just says "here is a place to put the best of

> your meals!"

 

Hi ZenBob it's nice that you have the skills to do that.

Woodworkers have always impressed me with their artform.

> But, I beg to differ about the conclusion of your story...

>

> You did find something with soul...

>

> Several somethings in fact...

>

> The lady at the store with real furniture made from real wood...

>

> Your own sense of who and what you are...what you love and admire

> in the

> world around you...

>

> And of course,

>

> There's all of us just rolling on the floor laughing along with

> you...

> And that could only happen if we are in harmony with you...

 

 

Well actually the conclusion of my rambling

wasn't that I didn't find anything with soul.

 

You are correct though in the sense that we do discover soul

all the time. (even though we sometimes miss it)

 

My conclusion was more along the lines

that we often settle for less

and are too easily impressed with illusion.

(not withstanding the economics of it all)

 

And believe me I do own my share of particle board.

Functional for a brief period of time and cheap.

 

Much like the world.

 

What lasts forever?

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, zen2wrk@a... wrote:

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> In a message dated 8/6/2004 7:17:49 AM Pacific Daylight Time,

> david.bozzi@i... writes:

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> What lasts forever?

>

>

>

>

>

> We do...

 

yes indeed,

freaky even,

I just don't get it

 

whomever we really are

gets it quite naturally though

 

what a paradox

in a pure existence...

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