Guest guest Posted September 11, 2004 Report Share Posted September 11, 2004 Interesting...but why am I a bit Timothy Leary of the questionable rankings... Could it be that neither Gandhi, the Dalai Lama or Nelson Mandela have taken this test or have even commented upon it. In order to achieve the greatest state of non-duality I took the test 14,000 times, answering each combination of questions differently each time, so that in aggregate, my scoring allowed me to register across the entire map equally. I am therefore on top of everybody and also beneath everybody... Although that sounds suggestive...I do not mean it that way. In an odd twist of science I read recently that humans are more closely related to an ocean mollusk than they are to Gorillas. I always suspected this. I have always had a strange sense of kinship and shared emotionalism with mollusks. Who, I ask, of this group, would dare claim otherwise? Or clam otherwise? Clearly the Ocean is our great Mother, both spiritually and actually. >From now own, I will be much more active in trying to defend and protect the mollusks from harm. Oh, yes, and I also read that we are pretty darned closely related to some ubiquitous and rather homely looking little slimey flatworm, too. I simply toss those findings out as an abberation, will stick with the mollusk things and --oh yeah, we are semi-close to SunBears AKA Honey Bears, Raccoons and Koalas, too. That's fine...they are either cute or at least they are not slimey and pardon my graphic comments here, do not reproduce by dividing in half and then mating with one another later on...that's just too disturbing...and Ganesha alone knows how those flatworms manage to keep track of their family relationshipps, birthday and anniversary dates, cards, appropriate greetings, etc. Ode To My Flatworm Brother/Sister I am a flatworm, a worm that is flat I love multiplication by division that's where I'm at I conquer by dividing, it's very true And part of me is part of you I love my mother, she was my dad And when I am lonely or feeling sad I just split up --parting is not such sweet sorrow Because I'll have a whole new family by tomorrow! -Zenbob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 11, 2004 Report Share Posted September 11, 2004 In a message dated 9/11/2004 6:08:01 AM Pacific Daylight Time, harsha writes: PS. We are changing the format of the mag somewhat. Love, Harsha To include A Flatworm Poetry Corner? Er...tabletop... Love, Peace, Zenbob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 11, 2004 Report Share Posted September 11, 2004 Dearest Zenbabaji: No one can match your wise humor and poetry! I love the poem about Flatworms! I would like to offer you your own weekly or monthly column in the next HS mag. PS. We are changing the format of the mag somewhat. Love, Harsha - <zen2wrk <> Saturday, September 11, 2004 8:47 AM Re: re:What am I? /Harsha > > > Interesting...but why am I a bit Timothy Leary of the questionable > rankings... > > Could it be that neither Gandhi, the Dalai Lama or Nelson Mandela have > taken > this test or have even commented upon it. > > In order to achieve the greatest state of non-duality I took the test > 14,000 > times, answering each combination of questions differently each time, so > that in aggregate, my scoring allowed me to register across the entire > map > equally. I am therefore on top of everybody and also beneath > everybody... > > Although that sounds suggestive...I do not mean it that way. > > In an odd twist of science I read recently that humans are more closely > related to an ocean mollusk than they are to Gorillas. I always > suspected this. > I have always had a strange sense of kinship and shared emotionalism with > mollusks. Who, I ask, of this group, would dare claim otherwise? Or > clam > otherwise? Clearly the Ocean is our great Mother, both spiritually and > actually. > > From now own, I will be much more active in trying to defend and protect > the > mollusks from harm. > > Oh, yes, and I also read that we are pretty darned closely related to > some > ubiquitous and rather homely looking little slimey flatworm, too. I > simply > toss those findings out as an abberation, will stick with the mollusk > things > and --oh yeah, we are semi-close to SunBears AKA Honey Bears, Raccoons > and > Koalas, too. That's fine...they are either cute or at least they are not > slimey > and pardon my graphic comments here, do not reproduce by dividing in half > and > then mating with one another later on...that's just too disturbing...and > Ganesha alone knows how those flatworms manage to keep track of their > family > relationshipps, birthday and anniversary dates, cards, appropriate > greetings, > etc. > > > > Ode To My Flatworm Brother/Sister > > I am a flatworm, a worm that is flat > I love multiplication by division that's where I'm at > I conquer by dividing, it's very true > And part of me is part of you > I love my mother, she was my dad > And when I am lonely or feeling sad > I just split up --parting is not such sweet sorrow > Because I'll have a whole new family by tomorrow! > > -Zenbob > > > > > > > > > /join > > > > > > "Love itself is the actual form of God." > > Sri Ramana > > In "Letters from Sri Ramanasramam" by Suri Nagamma > > > Sponsor > > > > > > > -- > Links > > > / > > b.. > > > c.. > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 11, 2004 Report Share Posted September 11, 2004 , zen2wrk@a... wrote: > > > Interesting...but why am I a bit Timothy Leary of the questionable > rankings... > > Could it be that neither Gandhi, the Dalai Lama or Nelson Mandela have taken > this test or have even commented upon it. Hi Zenny? O come on. You know what Ghandi would say. We all do. It was the standing behind it that he was good at. I can say those same things but would I kill myself with starvation on the off chance that muslim and hindu killers would change? Let's hope the world does not hang by that thread, eh? > > In order to achieve the greatest state of non-duality I took the test 14,000 > times, answering each combination of questions differently each time, so > that in aggregate, my scoring allowed me to register across the entire map > equally. I am therefore on top of everybody and also beneath everybody... I already knew that. > > Although that sounds suggestive...I do not mean it that way. > > In an odd twist of science I read recently that humans are more closely > related to an ocean mollusk than they are to Gorillas. I always suspected this. > I have always had a strange sense of kinship and shared emotionalism with > mollusks. Who, I ask, of this group, would dare claim otherwise? Or clam > otherwise? Clearly the Ocean is our great Mother, both spiritually and actually. > > From now own, I will be much more active in trying to defend and protect the > mollusks from harm. If a clam ever changes from wanting to be happy and wet in its own little grotto to wanting to be miserable to find out who it is then I will admit to kinship. > > Oh, yes, and I also read that we are pretty darned closely related to some > ubiquitous and rather homely looking little slimey flatworm, too. I simply > toss those findings out as an abberation, will stick with the mollusk things > and --oh yeah, we are semi-close to SunBears AKA Honey Bears, Raccoons and > Koalas, too. That's fine...they are either cute or at least they are not slimey > and pardon my graphic comments here, do not reproduce by dividing in half and > then mating with one another later on...that's just too disturbing...and > Ganesha alone knows how those flatworms manage to keep track of their family > relationshipps, birthday and anniversary dates, cards, appropriate greetings, > etc. Worm trails on the ocean floor could be some sexy reading. Love Bobby G. > > > > Ode To My Flatworm Brother/Sister > > I am a flatworm, a worm that is flat > I love multiplication by division that's where I'm at > I conquer by dividing, it's very true > And part of me is part of you > I love my mother, she was my dad > And when I am lonely or feeling sad > I just split up --parting is not such sweet sorrow > Because I'll have a whole new family by tomorrow! > > -Zenbob > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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