The Elvis- Wisdom School of Sudden Enlightenment

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, "fuzzie_wuz" <fuzzie_wuz>

wrote:

> Dear Gary,

>

> That's what the world needs: Redneck Gurus (like Elvis, who was the

> Redneck Messiah). All these postmodern Gurus of today cater mostly

to

> yuppies, white, upper middle class, professionals or children

thereof.

> But, where are the Redneck Gurus??? Their time has come today.

>

> No?

>

> fuzzie >>

 

Yes, O Great Fuzzed One, time is verily on their side, eventhough

they can't always get what they want.

 

For is it not written-by-The Stones,

 

"When the Redneck student is ready, the Redneck guru will appear."?

 

I would apply for the job myself, but for some reason or other, I

can't get no satisfaction.

 

In fact, I just had my 19th. Nirguna Brahman Breakdown.

 

Gary

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

>

>

>

> , "garyfalk1943" <falkgw@h...>

wrote:

> > , "Michael Bowes"

> > <michaelbowes@c...> wrote:

> > > Hello All,

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > > If you need a few chuckles you might want to check out the:

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > > Elvis Buddha, Interplanetary, Peace Love Web Page.

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > > http://home.earthlink.net/~gindoff/

> > >

> > > Don't go here if you are particularly sensitive to humorous

> > parodies of

> > > spiritual personages.

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > > There are several pages, so keep finding the little Elvis

Buddha

> > toward the

> > > bottom of the pages and click on that to move from page to page.

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > > michael>>

> >

> > And Who better equipped to deliver it than the King Himself?

> >

> > Thanks, Michael. Not only fantastically funny but quite

illumining as

> > well.

> >

> > I don't think the Dolly Lama is in a particularly high state of

> > consciousness, though. (He must've been thinking of Richard

Nixon at

> > the time the photo was taken.)

> >

> > Gary