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TG, I love that! I forgot that you are the original quote master. It

all comes back to me now TG. I even used to think of a section of HS

devoted to your quotes. Did you save them? :-) :-).

Here is one you will get a kick out of.

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the

truth has a chance to

get its pants on."

- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

Tg wrote:

To Become OLD and WISE,

you must first have been YOUNG and STUPID

 

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In "Letters from Sri Ramanasramam" by Suri Nagamma

[Guest guest]

, Harsha wrote:

>

> TG, I love that! I forgot that you are the original quote master.

It all

> comes back to me now TG. I even used to think of a section of HS

devoted

> to your quotes. Did you save them? :-) :-).

 

hahaha! As you know, I love funny quotes! I saved

a lot of them here and there. Mostly there (in Fla.).

(and people say there isn't a 'there')

Even made a table with sayings allll over it, then I

lacquered on top of it... so people can sit and relax,

have a cuppa coffee, and giggle awhile. Thanks for

the memories.

>

> Here is one you will get a kick out of.

>

> "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance

to get its pants on."

> - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

 

Well ain't that a kick in the pants! Good one!

 

 

Ok, here's THE real truth

why we all are oh so wise:

 

 

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

 

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

cleaning"

 

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

 

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

 

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

 

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle

of next week!"

 

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

 

" Because I said so, that's why."

 

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

 

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not

going to the store with me."

 

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

 

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

 

7. My mother taught me IRONY.

 

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

 

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

 

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

 

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

 

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

 

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

 

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

 

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

 

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

 

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

 

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't

exaggerate!"

 

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

 

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

 

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

 

"Stop acting like your father!"

 

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

 

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who

don't have wonderful parents like you do."

 

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

 

"Just wait until we get home"

 

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING

 

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

 

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

 

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze

that way."

 

19. My mother taught me ESP.

 

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

 

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

 

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

 

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

 

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

 

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.

 

"You're just like your father."

 

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

 

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

 

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

 

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

 

25. And my favorite: - My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

 

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.

 

 

Hugs,

xxxtg

 

* My son says I never listen to him.

At least I think that's what he says *