how to become a vampire

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well, believe not in the stories of eternal damnation. they exist

only to make the few who would even think about becaming a vampyr

forget about it.

 

soo, if you want to become a vampire, this is my homemade recipe to

it:

 

first, you will have to change. you must die for a vampire to be born

out of you. i suggest that this process should be very slow, for you

to have time to adapt. now, if you suffer from any major debilitating

disease, you can speed things up a little.

 

start by eating life. raw life. you may decide to adopt a exclusive

vegetarian life style to begin with. but eat all the vegetables

without any cooking. soo you should be really carefull about washing

them properly.

 

when you can no longer relate to your previous life or consumism/junk

food eater, you should start to eat small creatures. you should eat

them alive. all the "energy" that your body needs will be taken from

the fruits and vegetables, but there is one thing that distinguishes

the little creatures, they are alive (mobile/sentient) and should be

eaten in natura (raw). eat every spider, bee, snail, oister, golden

fish, beetle, fly, lizard, grasshopper, fungi and crab that you can.

you will be feeding from them alive, raw, dirty and uncooked. you

should start to relate to the predator that haunts your very soul. at

this stage of divergence, you may loose your mind a little, it's only

natural, soo you may find confort in the act of reading every book

about monsters avaible (they are always very romantic/ficticious, but

have some of their facts straight).

 

by now you should start to feel some changes on the sleeping patterns

and senses. the later become much more developed, as if your very

essence was being infused with the energy/souls of the bugs that you

have been eating. the hunger will start to aproach you.

 

you will no longer be able to empathise, humans will turn to puppets

made of flesh and soo much closer to the animals that you will no

longer classify the world between animals and humans, but between

avaiable preys/victms and predators. relate to the second.

 

start to cherish every oportunity to wash yourself on thy basic

instincts, have as much sex as you can (and believe me, the

opportunities will flourish), money is but a trade value, thy real

greed should be of power/human vessels and their energy. at this

stage you should be able to extract little bits of soul/information

from a hot cadaver vessel wanabee without harming them, but no, it

just woint be enough.

 

without being able to shallow the other animal species whole, you

will start to fell the need to feed from their blood. a needle

(hypodermic) and a straw will prove much resourcefull. start with

female dogs, which are much more docile and even taste sweet. cats,

sweep, cows and horses are good too. birds i don't try because of the

inherent diseases, but at this stage, it is very dificult for one to

harm hinself.

 

biological changes will start to occur, at the bug level you will

notice new abilities growing, like being able to manifest animals

that you have tasted from at will, in any part of the globe. one can

easily kill an opponent at this stage, and you don't need to taste

from poisonous animals to be able to manifest them. it's a matter of

energy frequency and getting them right, even if not exactly.

 

it is a bizarre process, and you, for all your family knows and

relates to you, will be dead. your very sould will be forever

changed, if not despicably altered, but all you need to achieve

eternal life is to feed from an inteligent victim, a human. and the

process will be irreversible.