Be a Joke unto Yourself

[Guest guest]

What is the secret of a joke?

 

The sudden unexpected turn, that is the secret of a joke -- the revelation. You

are expecting something and it doesn't happen; what happens is so totally absurd

and yet has a logic of its own...it is ridiculous and yet not illogical. That's

what suddenly becomes a laughter in you. You see the ridiculousness of it, and

also the logic of it. It is unexpected -- if it is expected, then it doesn't

bring laughter to you. If you know the joke then it doesn't bring laughter to

you, because now you know, everything is expected.

 

Two insects were living in a cemetery. One said to the other: "Want to make love

in dead Ernest tonight?"

 

Now, poor dead Ernest...!

 

An Englishman on his first trip to America went to one of those stand-up comic

nightclubs for the first time. After he had had a couple of drinks, the lights

dimmed and Henny Youngman stepped into the spotlight and greeted the crowd with

his famous trademark gag: "Take my wife...please."

The crowd belly-laughed. The Englishman was impressed. "By Jove," he said to

himself, "I must remember that and try it on the chaps back home."

 

Now, when somebody says: "Take my wife," you are expecting he will say, "for

example.Take my wife, for example." But he is saying "Take my

wife," and then

the silence, the little pause..."please." That is unexpected.

 

Some weeks later, back in London, he stepped to the microphone at a meeting of

his club and, with great confidence, snapped out: "Consider my wife. Please."

 

Now the whole thing is lost. Just a single word makes it a beauty.

 

The secret of the joke is that it brings you to a point where you are expecting,

expecting, expecting that this is going to happen; then it never happens. And

what happens is so sudden...and because you were expecting something you were

coming to a tension, and then suddenly something else happens, and the tension

has come to such a climax that it explodes. You are all laughter. It is a

tremendous release, it is great meditation. If you can laugh totally, it will

give you a moment of no-time, no-mind. Mind lives logically with expectations,

laughter is something that comes from the beyond. Mind is always guessing what

is going to happen, groping. And something happens which is absolutely contrary

to its expectations: it simply stops for a moment.

 

And that is the moment when the mind stops, when laughter comes from your belly,

a belly laugh. Your whole body goes into a spasm, it is orgasmic.

 

A good laugh is tremendously meditative.

 

An English gentleman went to his surgeon saying: "Old chap, I have this damned

desire to be an Irishman. Can you perform some operation to make me one?"

"Well," replied the surgeon, "it is a fairly risky business, you know. We have

to remove ninety percent of your brain."

"Do it," replied the Englishman.

When he awoke from the operation he found his bed surrounded by long-faced

doctors. His surgeon stepped forward, saying: "Terribly sorry, old chap, but

during the operation the old scalpel slipped and we accidentally removed one

hundred percent of your brain!"

"Ah, na fuckin' worries mate!"

 

Osho: The Book of Wisdom, Chapter 28