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It can only benefit to look at oneself as one is assuming something

about someone else, or accusing them, due to the mirror / projection

tendency.

 

In a public forum, I think it's called a "circle jerk." It could

also be just "marking territory" like animals do, peeing on it and

calling it one's own.

 

Good luck battening the hatches, and have a great weekend.

 

MAV

 

, "Devi Bhakta"

<devi_bhakta> wrote:

>

> Hey MAV:

>

> Okay, I yield, my friend. I will go and question my

preconceptions,

> as you suggest (Friday's an especially good day for self-

> reflection). Your ideas are fine, I take it all back.

>

> *** It might be fruitful to question your desire to help me refine

> my points. ***

>

> The original impulse actually hit me last night when you asked the

> board: "BTW what about my posts about matter and energy?" So I

> answered. Hmm. Before I can say more, I've gotta do that self-

> reflection.

>

> *** It feels more like you are jousting, or playing spirtual one-

up-

> manship. ***

>

> We call that lingam-polishing in the secret teachings -- it's the

> art and science of comparing relative heft and polish of Shiva

> linghams, and is considered highly special and esoteric. Bigger is

> better, of course. Shinier is better too. Big and shiny both is

like

> the proverbial full house. No one can mess with you then. No one.

>

> Nora, by the way, prefers the term "Spritual Masturbation" -- but,

> being steeped in tradition, I become extremely offended whenever

> anyone uses the term. So don't use it in front of me, okay? Or if

> you decide to try, look out! And don't say I didn't warn you!

>

> By the way, as a Shakta initiate (I slip that into conversations

> whenever possible; it throws my opponents off balance and gives me

> that "winning edge" ;-)), I usually have to do Yoni polishing

> nowadays, in which the operative measure of is shifted to width

and

> depth (in Sanskrit, "Yonitude" as opposed to "Lingatude"). High

> polish is still essential though. The winner is whoever has the

> biggest/deepest shiniest aniconic symbol of all. Great fun at

> cocktail parties and family gatherings!

>

> Okay all, I'm heading out into the elements -- there's a bad old

> Nor'easter rolling in this weekend, and I've got to batten down

the

> hatches back at my three-bedroom Yoni Peetha!

>

> Ciao!

>

> DB

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