Guest guest Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 Or per Flip Wilson. (The late, African-American comedian Flip Wilson told a joke wherein he claimed to have seen the ugliest baby in the world. As he commented on the baby's outstanding ugliness, he would mimic the mother protesting -- "Stop making fun of my baby!" Flip then told told her, "You're not that ugly yourself, Mamma. What's his father look like?" To which the mother -- portrayed by Flip -- replied, "I don't know... [long pause, with self-pitying sniffling] He was begotten by artificial insemination." (Flip would clap his hands, and exclaim, "It's true! Spare the rod and spoil the child!") (Nora, in this case, "rod" would have the same meaning as "member.") -- Len Mary Ann <buttercookie61 wrote: So she's in accordance with the Bible then, per Kochu. , sankara menon <kochu1tz> wrote: > > > she will not spare the rod and spoil the child > > Music Unlimited - Access over 1 million songs. Try it free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 Wow. Len! I am in awe! I thought I'd gone deep into bizarro land when I once used Laurel and Hardy to try and illustrate a Shakta concept. But Flip Wilson? I bow to you, oh Master! *lol* Now, care to try bringing in the wit and wisdom of the recently deceased Nipsy Russell? ;-) ^^ DB , Len Rosenberg <kalipadma108> wrote: > > Or per Flip Wilson. > > (The late, African-American comedian Flip Wilson told a joke wherein he claimed to have seen the ugliest baby in the world. As he commented on the baby's outstanding ugliness, he would mimic the mother protesting -- "Stop making fun of my baby!" Flip then told told her, "You're not that ugly yourself, Mamma. What's his father look like?" To which the mother -- portrayed by Flip -- replied, "I don't know... [long pause, with self-pitying sniffling] He was begotten by artificial insemination." > > (Flip would clap his hands, and exclaim, "It's true! Spare the rod and spoil the child!") > > (Nora, in this case, "rod" would have the same meaning as "member.") > > -- Len > > > Mary Ann <buttercookie61> wrote: So she's in accordance with the Bible then, per Kochu. > > , sankara menon <kochu1tz> > wrote: > > > > > > she will not spare the rod and spoil the child > > > > > > > > > Music Unlimited - Access over 1 million songs. Try it free. > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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