Please tell me what

[Guest guest]

Leetabeeta, you will have to do your homework.

You must read all previous posts on this board; only

then will you be enlightened as to the "list."<br>If

you need a short-cut, you can read only the messages

sent by our dearest list-meister, the fascist

list-writing El Senor Pinche Wey, AKA Pinchy, El Senor, ESPW,

SPW, or SPEW. His vitriol starts with his very first

post, which, if my memory serves me well, was an attack

on his favorite yoga crims. He came out punching and

has not let up ever since.<br>Happy hunting! I'm sure

with this assignment we'll not hear from you for many

days.<br>B

[Guest guest]

But if Leeta spends her days reading the posts,

then she will not be able to do her daily practice,

and then she will get kicked out of the club--we

can't have that, so I'll add to Bandawoman's history.

Our beloved El Senor Pinche Wey seems to consider it

his mission to identify and expose those Astanga

teachers and practicioners who, in his humble opinion, do

not teach or practice according to "the correct

method." Hence the list. His persistance in compiling the

list is unequaled on this board. His posts both amuse

and offend, and have lead to some interesting

responses, some of it fit for the Geraldo Rivera Show (I

hope you are either American or that Geraldo is

universal enough to be relevant) (do I get a pat on the

back for being mindful of my USAcentrism?) and some of

it invaluable. <br><br>Welcome to the club!<br>Hu

[Guest guest]

actaully, the banter is something more out of the

"jerry springer" mold than geraldo: "you're a nazi!am

notare too!no, you're a nazi and i'm gonna write

tour name down as proof!" scuffle, swing, miss, shove,

security called in, participants fall to the floor in a

sprawl, one person gets a bloody nose after bumping the

sofa leg. order is restored. commercial

break.<br>return to live action: "my practice is purer than

yours." is notis toois not, you have tattosyou

can't do padamasanai've been to mysorewell, i eat

only pureed fallen vegetablesSharath likes me"

"does notdoes tooyou do 'power yaoga'you're

stiffyou're wife says you aren't stiff enoughhey,

take that back you fakerthat's fakir to you, you

wanna be bikram rejectyour momma" punch, swing,

jerry get's hit by a stumbling oaf, security called in,

jerry's glasses are broken. order is restored. the

viewers have changed the channel out of embarrassment for

the participants

[Guest guest]

hysterical!<br><br>go pinchey, go pinchey, go pinchey<br><br>go okrgrl... err

can u get a more catchy name, mate?

[Guest guest]

cool screenplay, okrgr1

[Guest guest]

Will I be able to quit laughing in time to practice this afternoon?

[Guest guest]

Not creative are you, okrgr1? I'd pop something from laughing if you were any

more creative.

[Guest guest]

I agree! Your posts are absolutely the funniest!

(Well, Blondie is up there too, but it's a different

kind of funny, innit.) <br>If you're not using your

creativity on your job (and that's why you have so much time

to post...), you sure are on this board, and it's so

much the better for that. And maybe you should find

some work where you do use that lovely creativity...

Comedy writer? Humor columnist? Yoga-class jester, to

tempt us all to lose our concentration and focus while

we fall into hysterical laughter?

[Guest guest]

He puts other people on his list besides just

teachers he doesn't like. You will find that if you post a

message that he doesn't like, he will reply with both

vitriol guns blasting at you, call you names, and tell

you that you are a yoga crim and that you are being

put on his list.