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I am in need of advice. A week ago during my

practice I could not stop thinking about all the fat

marijuana smoking carnivorous yoga criminals who besmirch

Guruji's name. As my fury grew I engaged mulabhanda with

greater and greater force until it became stuck. Now I

cannot disenage mulabhanda or unclench my anus. I have

not been able to poo for over a week. I feel bloated

and my breath is beginning to smell like my bowel. I

cannot even practice, all I can do is surf the web

looking for criminals on whom to vent my constipated

rage. Please help me to poo again and El Senor will be

eternally grateful.<br><br>El Senor, Ole!

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pm<br>I am in need of advice. A week ago during my

practice I could not stop thinking about all the fat

marijuana smoking carnivorous yoga criminals who besmirch

Guruji's name. As my fury grew I engaged mulabhanda with

greater and greater force until it became stuck. Now I

cannot disenage mulabhanda or unclench my anus. I have

not been able to poo for over a week. I feel bloated

and my breath is beginning to smell like my bowel. I

cannot even practice, all I can do is surf the web

looking for criminals on whom to vent my constipated

rage. Please help me to poo again and El Senor will be

eternally grateful.<br>El Senor, Ole!

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