Why I expose the yoga crims...

[Guest guest]

Dear Senor:<br><br>I too value the purity of

Guruji's teachings...in any case, this zen story is good

reading.<br><br>Two traveling monks reached a river where they met a

young woman. Wary of the current, she asked if they

could carry her across. One of the monks hesitated, but

the other quickly picked her up onto his shoulders,

transported her across the water, and put her down on the

other bank. She thanked him and departed. <br><br>As

the monks continued on their way, the one was

brooding and preoccupied. Unable to hold his silence, he

spoke out. "Brother, our spiritual training teaches us

to avoid any contact with women, but you picked that

one up on your shoulders and carried her!"

<br><br>"Brother," the second monk replied, "I set her down on the

other side, while you are still carrying her."

<br><br>Peace,<br>Alan