Jiveass Monkey throws down the gauntlet

[Guest guest]

.....and gets its ass kicked!<br><br>Yesterday,

Jiveassmonkey demigods Sharon Gannon and David Life (who has

been known to meditate on whether one is practicing

bramacharya if one doesn't ejaculate inside a teacher

trainees one is molesting) called in their Ashtanga

teachers Christopher Hildebrandt, Barbara Verrochi, Zoe

Slatoff, Christin, and others and told them that they

would have to sign a contract promising exclusive

employment with Jiveass and demanding that they no longer

study Ashtanga with Eddie Stern.<br><br>To these

dedicated teachers credit, they all declined the control

(and otherwise) freaks ultimatum and resumed their

daily ashtanga practice at the competing shala and

resigned from Jiveass.<br><br>Students who came to

ashtanga class were told that such classes were

permanently cancelled and ashtanga has already been removed

from the schedule like a politburo move with nary a

mention of the psycho drama that has

ensued.<br><br><a href=http://www.jivamuktiyoga.com/fms/teach_fm.html

target=new>http://www.jivamuktiyoga.com/fms/teach_fm.html</a><br><br>Word is

they are having a meeting today to offer the

same ultimatum to the other teachers who seek ashtanga

training at other shalas (aka patanjali yoga shala,

blessed by Guruji)<br><br>Kudos to the dedicated

student/teachers and shame on Jiveass monkey. <br><br>David and

Sharon showed their true colors as yoga frauds whose

bitterness and jealousy got the better of them. One wonders

when they will recognize their blatant hipocrisy and

take down the photos of Guruji whose image and

everything he stands for they mock.<br><br>El Senor Pinche

Wey, Ole!