Guest guest Posted December 24, 1999 Report Share Posted December 24, 1999 "Tim Davis" The Ultimate Y2K Solution Thanks to Norman Westfall for this one. ************************************* Dear fellow employees, Because of the heightened concern over the Y2K problems and increased demand on our I.S. (Information system) department, we have determined that there is no longer any need for network or software applications support. The goal is to remove ALL COMPUTERS from our desktop by December 31, 1999, thus avoiding the anticipated Y2K problem. Instead, all employees will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch. In anticipation of the changeover, the following is a list of FAQs (frequently asked questions) regarding Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support: Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen. How do I clear them? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I turn off my Etch-A-Sketch? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: What's the shortcut for Undo? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I create a New Document Window? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document? A: DON'T SHAKE IT. Thank you for your support! Regards, ______________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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