Guest guest Posted July 19, 2001 Report Share Posted July 19, 2001 sidha [sidha] In fact, I too, meant everything, in my last mails, as a humor, it was just a way of joking, but if it has offended anybody I apologize and feel very sorry. But, however, I understood it very well that Ram Chandran ji and Harsha Ji were also just in a mood of humor. Loving Regards and feeling very sorry for any kind of offence has been comitted, Siddhartha *********************** No need to apologize and no offence taken. Some are funny and appear serious. Some are serious and appear funny. All humor has some truth in it! Harsha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 19, 2001 Report Share Posted July 19, 2001 Namaste, Everyone has some favorites; here are some: http://www.io.com/~rga/saying289.html Guidelines for Enlightenment Guidelines for Enlightenment by Swami Beyondananda 1.Be a Fundamentalist--make sure the Fun always comes before the mental. Realize that life is a situation comedy that will never be canceled. A laugh track has been provided, and the reason why we are put in the material world is to get more material. Have a good laughsitive twice a day, and that will ensure regularhilarity. 2.Remember that each of us has been given a special gift, just for entering - so you are already a winner! 3.The most powerful tool on the planet today is Tell-A-Vision. That is where I tell a vision to you, and you tell a vision to me. That way, if we don't like the programming we're getting, we can simply change the channel. 4.Life is like photography. You use the negative to develop. And, no matter what adversity you face, be reassured: Of course God loves you - He's just not ready to make a commitment. 5.It is true. As we go through life thinking heavy thoughts, thought particles tend to get caught between the ears, causing a condition called truth decay. So be sure to use mental floss twice a day. And when you're tempted to practice tantrum yoga, remember what we teach in Swami's Absurdiveness Training class: *Don't get even, get odd.* 6.If we want world peace, we must let go of our attachments and truly live like nomads. That's where I no mad at you, you no mad at me. That way, there'll surely be nomadness on the planet. And peace begins with each of us. A little peace here, a little peace there, pretty soon all the peaces will fit together to make one big peace everywhere. 7.I know great earth changes have been predicted for the future, so if you're looking to avoid earthquakes, my advice is simple. When you find a fault, just don't dwell on it. 8.There's no need to change the world. All we have to do is toilet train the world, and we'll never have to change it again. 9.If you're looking to find the key to the Universe, I have some bad news and some good news. The bad news is: there is no key to the Universe. The good news is: it has been left unlocked. 10.Finally, everything I have told you is channeled. That way, if you don't like it, it's not my fault. And remember, enlightenment is not a bureaucracy. So we don't have to go through channels. --- by Swami Beyondananda advaitin, "Harsha" <harsha-hkl@h...> wrote: > > sidha [sidha@d...] > > In fact, I too, meant everything, in my last mails, as a humor, it was just > a way of joking, but if it has offended anybody I apologize and feel very > sorry. But, however, I understood it very well that Ram Chandran ji and > Harsha Ji were also just in a mood of humor. > Loving Regards and feeling very sorry for any kind of offence has been > comitted, > Siddhartha > *********************** > No need to apologize and no offence taken. Some are funny and appear > serious. Some are serious and appear funny. All humor has some truth in it! > > Harsha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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