sharing a joke :-)

[Guest guest]

Brother John entered the'Monastery of Silence' and the Chief

Priest said, "Brother, this is a silent monastery, you are

welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak

until I direct you to do so." Brother John lived in the

monastery for five years before the Chief Priest said to him

"Brother John,you have been here five years now, you may

speak two words."

 

Brother John said, "Hard Bed."

 

"I'm sorry to hear that" the Chief Priest said. "We will get

you a better bed."

 

After another five years, Brother John was called by the

Chief Priest. "You may say another two words Brother John."

"Cold Food." said Brother John, and the Chief Priest assured

him that the food would be better in the future.

 

On his 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Chief Priest

again called Brother John into his office. "Two words you

may say today."

 

"I Quit." said Brother John.

 

"It is probably best." said the Chief Priest. "You've done

nothing but complain since you got here."