Clown Chakra

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Scientists have recently discovered that all our problems can be

placed under one heading: Seriousness.

 

Seriousness is the leading cause of everything from Cancer to

Reincarnation.

 

Scientists from Clown Academy have already discovered a new source of

healing. It is a psychic energy point located between the heart and

throat chakra. It is called the clown chakra.

 

If people are feeling miserable; if they have financial problems; if

their relationship situation is the pits; if they are in ill health;

if they have a need to sue people; if they find fault with their

brother; then obviously their clown chakra is closed. When this

happens, the scientists have observed .. under a high-powered

microscope .. that the cells of every organ display a sad face; and

when the clown chakra is open and functioning normally, the cells

display a happy face.

 

Scientists have furher realized that if a person is ill, it is

because his mind has projected guilt onto the cells of his body and

has forced out the love that is normally found within each cell of

the body. The cells are therefore saying, "I Lack Love", or ILL for

short. The scientists also discovered that all disease is due to the

fact that the cells are "out of ease" or "dis-eased".

 

When the clown chakra is opened and working (or rather, playing)

properly, the psychic mechanism sucks up misery, pain, anger,

resentment, grievances, unhappiness and so on, and converts the

energy into tiny red heart-shaped balloons. The red heart balloons

contain God's Love and Joy. These balloons are directed to the "dis-

eased" cell or situation, and a happy face appears instantly. When

the light enters the darkness, the darkness is gone.

 

Sometimes these red heart balloons are called endorphins, due to the

fact that when anyone experiences them the feeling of

separation 'end's - they experience being back home with their Divine

Parents and hence are no longer an 'orphan'. This is the well

known "end orphan" (endorphin) effect.

 

So if you think someone is attacking you, Clown Scientists recommend

that you visualize sending that person red heart shaped balloons

filled with God's Love and Joy.

 

Re-member to keep your clown chakra open and re-member to laugh ...

seriousness causes reincarnation.

 

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