Once upon a baba time

[Guest guest]

Once upon a baba time, there dwelled in a kingdom, in the East,

a Great King. He had sat on the throne for thirty five years and was

having a celebration to crown the event. Everyone who was anyone came

to the Palace to join in on the feast. All had gathered in the Great

Hall and taken their seats in anticipation of the Monarchs arrival.

The curtains seperated slightly and a hush descended upon the room.

 

Out from behind the curtains stepped a little miskept sadhu, in

tattered garments. He had a beautiful smile on his face and a twinkle

in his eye. He scanned the room and saw an empty chair went over to

it and sat there. Shock descended on the gathering as he sat in the

King's chair. Immediately the Lord Chamberlian walked up to the

King's chair and said. "My Dear Sir, do you think you are some great

person in this kingdom?"

 

The little sadhu smiled and looked the Lord Chamberlian right in

the eye. "No No Sir", he exclaimed! "I am more than that!"

 

"Well then Sir do you think you are some Great General?"

Everyone started snickering.

 

The little sadhu smiled and once more looked the Lord Chamberlian

right in the eye. "No No Sir, I am far more than that!"

 

"Oh my dear man forgive me for you must be some Grand Viser from

afar," mocked the Lord Chamberlian.

 

The little sadhu smiled and once more looked the Lord Chamberlian

right in the eye. "No No Sir, I am much more than that!"

 

"Well then do you think that you are the king?" Spoke the Lord

Chamberlian with great indignity.

 

"I am more than that!" Came the reply.

 

"I take it then that I am addressing the Lord God himself!"

Boomed the voice of the Lord Chanberlian.

 

The sadhu looked him square in the face and proclaimed,"I am

more than that!"

 

"Nothing is more than God," smirked the Lord Chamberlian.

 

The Sadhu straightened himself, looked too his third eye and

said, " I AM THAT NOTHING!!!"

 

 

Love baba