FW: Humour : )

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Although this list is devoted to spiritual matters from time to time

we take the liberty of posting some humour................jay

 

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CHURCH PARKING - FOR MEMBERS ONLY!

Trespassers will be baptized.

 

"No God - No Peace. Know God - Know Peace."

 

"Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins."

 

An ad for one Church has a picture of two hands holding stone

tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a

headline that reads, -"For Fast Relief, Take Two Tablets."

 

"People are like tea bags - you have to put them in hot water

before you know how strong they are."

 

"Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush."

 

"Fight truth decay - study the Bible daily."

 

"How will you spend eternity - Smoking or Non-Smoking."

 

"Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives."

 

"Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long

and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world."

 

"It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin."

 

"If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns."

 

"If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again."

 

"A ch__ch is a church when (U R) in it.

 

"In the dark? Follow the Son."

 

"Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up."

 

 

 

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